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TARQUINS PLOT 3 WEEKS OF HELL

Protesters will bring London to total standstill

Bots to cash in at bank

BANKS will be staffed by AI holograms in future to solve staff shortages.

Dog ear bug fear

WARNING AS STRAYS POSE RISK

FATCATS £100M WHILE WE ALL SUFFER

Fury at bosses with 'obscene' wage hike

Paedo jail stab surprise

IAN Watkins' ex says she is surprised it took lags so long to attack the sick rock pervert after he was stabbed in his cell.

OAP CUT & BRUISED BY HOOLIGULL

A HOOLIGAN gull attacked a pensioner outside her home and left her bleeding.

Eddie's Strictly excited

COMEDIAN Eddie Kadi has been announced as the fifth celebrity to join this year's Strictly Come Dancing line-up.

FLOP of THE POPS

Tony's daughter rejects her dad's wedding DJ offer

BIG BUYS LIFTED ARTETA SPIRITS

MIKEL ARTETA insisted he was feeling better for his post-season holiday back in June but his wife Lorena was having none of it.

TROPHY HUNTERS

Guardiola sure his squad have hunger to go again

GARETH: SAUDI MOVE NOT THE HEND

GARETH SOUTHGATE has claimed moving to Saudi Arabia won’t bring down the curtain on Jordan Henderson’s England career.

WALSH & GO

Keira’s training return raises feelgood factor

IT ENZ NOW

Foxes told to forget past in recovery bid

Hales in England farewell

ENGLAND batter Alex Hales has announced his retirement from international cricket.

STOP THE FIGHTS

Chisora risks lasting damage

Myleene physique is due to skipping!

SECRET TO HER BOD

PM QUESTIONS

Roof security probe ‘ongoing’ at Rishi’s

THE HEATWAVE'S SO UNBEARABLE

Grylls’ scouts suffer in jamboree hell

Couch warriors

‘TOURISTS’ TACKLE RUSSIA VIRTUALLY

STAR TREK TECH IS REAL McCOY

And it’s hidden in Californian desert

Rising costs spark boom in leccy cars

NEW ONE EVERY MINUTE

TONY: DITCH FEE

Beeb should move to subscription, says DJ

DANCING QUEEN

Angela’s Strictly jitters over age

Freeze & onion

PUT CRISPS IN ICE BOX TO BEAT RISING PRICES

WORST DAY OF THE SUMMER..

A washout weekend & roads chaos

PINKDEMIC

Fans crowding cinemas to see Barbie ‘cause spike in Covid’ | New warning by boffins as ‘Eris’ variant sweeps Britain

MORTGAGE MISERY TO LAST 3 YRS

Era of low rates ‘over for good’

How selfie-ish!

ENDERS’ NINA: FAN ASKED FOR SNAP AS I WAS GIVING BIRTH..

ARTETA HAS AARON'S 'ETERNAL' RESPECT

AARON RAMSDALE has thanked Arsenal boss Mikel Arteta for helping him cope with the heartbreak of his wife’s miscarriage.

Madd if Kane is leaving

JAMES MADDISON wants “super professional” Harry Kane to stay at Tottenham as he is adamant the England captain is the best No.9 in world football.