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Return of the X tweeter Kanye..

KANYE West's Twitter account has been reinstated after he was suspended last year for breaking \"incitement to violence\" rules.

HALF OF OWNERS STARVE FOR PETS

Dog lovers go hungry to put food in bowls

UKRAINE IS PUTIN THE BOOT IN VLAD!

Moscow gets taste of bombardment

Ride for Jo ride tribute

THE parents of murdered MP Jo Cox have praised 80 cyclists who completed a 288-mile bike ride in her memory.

'Baby' Idris in 007 tip

SNOWFALL actor Damson Idris has become the latest star to be tipped as the next James Bond.

We're gagging to get help from AI

BOTS IN COMEDY TAKEOVER

JON TO OLDLY GO

OAP excited to be space tourist

Jay-Z's 'eye on Spurs'

JAY-Z is said to be plotting a bid to buy Spurs.

Damon and girl in 'split'

BLUR frontman Damon Albarn has reportedly split from his artist partner Suzi Winstanley after 25 years.

VICKY'S HELL AS CAR 'EXPLODES'

Date night duo flee pre-dinner flames horror

WASHOUT!

Summer holiday rain plunges into August

Spends to travel up 30%

BRITS are paying out nearly a third more this year to go on holiday, despite the cost-of-living crisis.

Sun-lover Lizis Elt's Island Girl

LIZ Hurley flaunts her curves on a family holiday with Sir Elton John and David Furnish.

Broad smiles for ace

STUART Broad's wife Mollie King and their baby are there for the cricket legend's last Test.

JEZ HAS CIDER WITH EXPLOSY BORSON

Brewhaha over star's danger ale

Sam: My hissy fit over title

SAMUEL L. Jackson fought to keep the title Snakes On A Plane from being changed by producers.

Seann's humble Pie pay

SEANN William Scott was paid just £6,000 for his role in American Pie.

SINEAD 'WAS ON MISSION'

TRAGIC Sinead O'Connor sang out against injustice with a \"sense of mission\".

Wonderwallop

BLACK EYE FOR NOEL IN BRUSH WITH HIS SINK

Don's running on half-empty

DONALD Trump sounds off to supporters at a half-empty stadium as he battles to land another term as US president.

WE NICKED INNOCENTS ON ORDER

'Met falsified clear-up rates'

BROZILIANS

Bruno and Joelinton are Toon of a kind

New fight as Benn ban lifted

CONOR BENN is no longer under suspension from UK Anti-Doping but the agency are considering appealing the decision from the National Anti-Doping Panel.

Maud hits 100 on Coke and red wine

A GREAT granny celebrating her 100th birthday says the secret to long life is 24 cans of Coca-Cola a week, and six sugars in coffee.

ROB A 'POP' DJ

Sober Williams set to sell soft drinks range

BONKERS!

Vlad's mistress has affair with her security guard

KATIE FACE NOT FIT FOR PHONE

New look after ops blocks star's mobile

I COUNT MURDERS INSTEAD OF SHEEP

Gogglebox Gyles plots killing to help him sleep

BE RAINING CHAMPION

Bank on soggy summer

MELTDOWN

All humanity under threat as time-travelling viruses escape from ice amid climate change