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BE RAINING CHAMPION

Bank on soggy summer

MELTDOWN

All humanity under threat as time-travelling viruses escape from ice amid climate change

Ex-Man U ace's car ban

FOOTIE ace Jesse Lingard has been disqualified from driving for six months after failing to identify the driver of his Range Rover caught speeding by police.

NAT WORST

Crisis-hit bank rakes in extra £1bn profits while we all struggle

BED AND BREAKFAST

OUR blood is on the menu as the number of bed bugs in the UK rockets.

CALL TO BAN HOME COOK MEAL DEALS

'It's got fat chance' blasts MP

DING DONG BELL

Martinez leaves Jude squealing

NO FINAL THOUGHT FOR ELL

VICE CAPTAIN Elliot Minchella insists Hull KR won’t let Wembley thoughts scupper their Super League play-off dream.

CLASH OF THE TIGHT 'UNS

Paul eyes another close encounter

RUSSELL FEARS SPA WASHOUT

GEORGE RUSSELL has raised the prospect of this weekend’s Belgian Grand Prix being cancelled amid poor weather.

GERMAN FURY AT BOMBING PARTIES

GERMANS in the area targeted by the Dambusters have slammed visits by Brits on the 80th anniversary of the raid.

Scarlett kiss hell for Matt

MATT Damon says sharing a snog with Scarlett Johansson was “hell”.

COMBOVER LEGO MAN LOCKED UP

Cocaine supplier with daft barnet jailed for 18 yrs

Wagner chief's at summit with Vlad

BACK IN RUSSIA FOR PRESIDENT'S AFRICA MEETING

Psycho seagull city fear

A SEAGULL has “viciously” attacked a woman for her food sparking demands for the removal of nests in a busy city centre.

KIDS VEG OUT

Sow no! One in four never tried gardening

CHEF JAMES: MY CANCER HORROR

Health fear amid TV 'bullying' row

Nice try Shy Guy

TOP JUDGE DENIES HIS CLAIM OF DEAL

Blur's Alex too cheesy for pals

HE'S DAIRY 'MANIAC'

Parole refused for killer

COLIN Pitchfork’s release from prison has been put on hold after a judge ruled the Parole Board’s decision to free him was “irrational”.

All-inclusive Brits 50k cals a week!

TOURISTS LOVE FREE FOR ALL

KERCHING

Our energy bills soar as gas boss trousers £4.5m

Life for cell cop shooter

A CANNABIS user who shot dead a custody sergeant while handcuffed in a police cell has received a whole-life sentence.

£14M FINES OVER TRAGIC TRAM CRASH

Firms hit for 7 deaths

THAT'S MAUR LIKE IT

Blues buzzing again

WORK OF HEART

Now Jack seeks frame and fortune in the Community Shield

Beesness as usual for sewing champ

ASMAA BACK TO SURGERY

CORRIE CATH: MY SKIN WENT BLUE

Star's nutrition mission.. after off-colour shock

X marks the spat

MUSK FACES WAR WITH META

Apple's trainers a £39k shoe-in

A RARE pair of Apple trainers that were never made available to the public are set to fetch £39,000