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If you can't Pete them join them

Pacesetter Uihlein strikes a blow for the LIV rebels

PARASITES HIT SALMON FARM HAUL

Output down by a fifth on last year

View to a £million in 007 game show

Brian Cox is fearsome Controller

This year is hard but I'm smiling, thanks to Mum

Christine's rock during her divorce from Paddy

I have a problem with women footy pundits

Keegan questions views on men's game

Bloodied man's screams for help as body found in house

A PROBE into the suspicious death of a man has been launched after a body was found in a house.

Dancers are huge fans of quickie-step

Pro dancers' backstage romps

GET THE FAKE OUT OF HERE

Fugitive who claimed he was an Irish orphan to finally face rape rap in US

Salmond's lawyer gets 15-week bar

LEADING lawyer Gordon Jackson KC has been suspended for 15 weeks after he named two of Alex Salmond's accusers on a train.

Supermarket creep

Self scan pervert took upskirt shots of women in store

Chock-a-block

Union boss warns that staff will not cope as number of inmates is close to all-time high

Rosebank £2.8bn tax break could fix 224k 'leaky houses'

Fuel giant Equinor coins it in as Sunák loophole allows firm to claw back 91% relief on costs

SNP 'snub' to alliance against oil

SCOTTISH Government officials have been accused of “snubbing” an offer to join an international coalition to axe fossil fuels.

CALEB WAS GOING TO A DARK PLACE

Finley Quaye's boy found dead by his mother

Footballer Kieron thanks donor for gifting his liver

FORMER football star Kieron Dyer has thanked the stranger who saved his life by donating a liver.

CHEWING THE RAT

Isa accidentally nibbled Navid's cola bottles.. laced with poo

SUNAK'S SPEECH SLAMMED DESPERATE

PM is mocked over conspiracy theories & stoking culture war

YOUSAF APOLOGY £6.6M ARTS VOW

HUMZA Yousaf was forced to apologise after clashing with Douglas Ross over policing and crime.

It's close but no cigar as Pedro's sickener leaves Celtic out of puff

Late header could leave Hoops' hopes up in smoke

LEVEL UP

Triple header v best in Europe helps us-Clarke

NOT ON THE BOX OFFICE

Edinburgh derby has the lot... except live TV coverage and that's BONKERS

CHAOS & DISARRAY

Manager's verdict on 1st day at police call centre

WHY DID THE 32K CHICKENS CROSS ROAD?

Tunnel plan lets farm use free range label

Road safety campaigner killed in horror car crash

A SCOTS pensioner died in a horror car crash on a road she campaigned to make safer.

FOX IS ARRESTED.. THEN HE'S SACKED

Outspoken activist held over ULEZ camera threat

Priest hid after one-man crimewave kicked in door

A FRIGHTENED parish priest was forced to hide in his church home when a thug kicked in the door and stole money.

FRIGHT AT THE MUSEUM

Plans for interactive Ozzy archive

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER LOVEBOAT

Amanda & fella bonded over Jaws

ABYSMAL

Scientist tells of young victims and OÁPs failed by NHS system

EX-LAWYER'S NAKED SNAPS LIE ABOUT MP

Pub boss is guilty of internet slurs before general election