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Brassic, so KT nicked broccoli..

SINGER KT Tunstall says she was once so skint she pinched broccoli from a farmer's field.

VLAD'S ARMY FIRES BLANKS

Cruise missiles 'no warheads'

Migrant died of diphtheria

A MAN'S death at the Manston migrant processing centre may have been caused by a diphtheria infection, the Home Office has said.

BRIT OF ALRIGHT DC: George a class act

GEORGE RUSSELL’S win last Sunday at the Brazilian Grand Prix will be “the first of many”.

JENNINGS ALL BUSINESS NOW

KEATON JENNINGS is missing his MBA graduation ceremony for England's Test series in Pakistan - but the Lancashire opener wouldn't have it any other way.

HEX FACTOR

Cobblers put boot into Hughes

UKRAINE'S STRIP CLUBS BOOMING

Locals go to forget war

Rich Rishi barely gets a mansion!

SO the Government seems to have replaced its usual clowns with the Grim Reaper and Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

CHARLENE: 'Coco put job in jeopardy' TV NEWSGIRL FEARS

CHARLENE White says she was left in an impossible position when Matt Hancock was put in the jungle.

'BREAST OF' KELLY CALENDAR ANGER

BUXOM beauty Kelly Brook has been blasted by furious punters over her new calendar.

DIVA LAS VEGAS

Adele sobs: It’s so mad I’m here

OFF HIS HEAD SON!

Fifa chief's barmy 'hypocrites' rant

You're frozen!

SUGAR'S BOTOX PLEDGE

TIMEWASTER RAAB CLAIM

'Snub hit Afghan evacuation'

Rayner: My £5k boob op

MP ANGELA LOST GRAN’ LOOK

BRRRITAIN IN U.S. SNOW WARNING

Storm Nicole's icy blast

That Friday feeling hits hospitals

NHS hospitals are like the Mary Celeste” at weekends because so many staff abandon ship on Fridays, a leading medic has claimed.

OLI TEST TRAUMA

DEVASTATED Olivia Attwood had to leave I'm A Celebrity after she went to hospital due to abnormal blood test results, it has been claimed.

Jordan super prepared to match Archer

CHRIS JORDAN is ready to follow in Jofra Archer's footsteps and deliver for England in a World Cup final super over if necessary at the MCG.

JOS' FANTASY WORLD Buttler the kid to land trophy

JOS BUTTLER is hoping to live out his garden fantasy for real when he becomes the latest England captain to lift a World Cup.

STEW BEAUT Freddie's on fire

EDDIE JONES told his England team the All Blacks are \"there for the taking\" after putting a half-century of points on Japan.

Ferntastic BUT ANGUISH FOR LYDIA

ENGLAND boss Simon Middleton refused to throw wing Lydia Thompson to the wolves after her red card cost the Red Roses glory.

THE DRUGGIE SMUGGLER..

Lag hides cocaine in pants

BADASS MAYA'S COVID-19 'CURE'

Disney baddie role helped her face pandemic

Laura ready to make history

FOOTBALL pundit Laura Woods is gearing up for a historic World Cup.

WE'RE CROCKED!

'Reptile bites' on list of bizarre A&E admissions

Au revoir to 10yr diet of croissants

A GIRL of 13 has survived on a diet of croissants for more than a decade.

Bread alert for samies

MORE than a quarter of us admit to being sandwich swipers.

Giant veg is sprout of control

WARM WEATHER T0 BLAME

GARETH: I'LL TRY STATHAM FOR BIOPIC

GARETH Thomas wants hardman Jason Statham to play him in a movie of his life after Mickey Rourke quit when training got too tough.