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Old guard not laughing now

ANYONE avoiding sport last weekend could have stumbled on an oasis of laughter.

Birth of a monster

PREY | Cert 15 | On Disney+ now

Emma still not at her Rad-ical best

EMMA RADUCANU’S Citi Open run has ended with a quarterfinal defeat against Liudmila Samsonova in Washington.

Mo bowled over

INTERNATIONAL FORMAT IS TOO MUCH

LO-VIN IT

Kompany salutes fighting spirit as Clarets hit back

Smasher! No one can match Jonny

JONNY Bairstow must be wishing the summer could last forever.

Timo up for Toon time-out

NEWCASTLE are in talks with Chelsea over a loan deal for Timo Werner, who has also been linked with a return to RB Leipzig.

GREAT SCOTT Dunc nabs gold

DUNCAN SCOTT took revenge on Tom Dean for his Olympic heartbreak by taking gold in the Duel in the Pool.

Talking out of Uranus

THANK you to James Whale for having me on his TalkTV Unleashed show at the weekend.

RISHI'S GOT WILL POWER

I SAW a video this week that compared Rishi Sunak to geeky Will McKenzie from The Inbetweeners, left.

Pupils hit by uniform shortage

FAMILIES could be without school uniforms when the new term starts.

Brits hit by holiday hire cars crisis

HOLIDAYMAKERS are facing a drastic shortage of rental cars.

Wagatha 'heading to Netflix'

COLEEN Rooney is said to have signed a moneyspinning Netflix deal for a documentary on her £3million libel case win.

Kirk no fan of the next generation

STAR Trek legend William Shatner says the show's creator would be "turning in his grave" at all the spin-offs on TV today.

Tom: It's got to be PM Truss

TOM Tugendhat has backed Liz Truss to be the next Prime Minister in the latest blow to Rishi Sunak's sinking leadership battle.

UP IN THE AIRBNB

25ft replica Blackpool Tower at holiday home

FIONA'S ANTIQUE HOBBY

SELLING: Fiona

Forklift me up, Scotty..

E.T. VISITORS PICKING ON BOLTON TRUCKER

FIVE SIGNS THAT YOU'VE BEEN ABDUCTED

MANUAL: Watson

STAG: ALIENS NABBED ME

Er, was there any booze involved?

Officer: Our boys didn't kill Afghans

THE SAS did not kill innocent Afghans or engage in "head hunting" executions, a senior officer has stated.

Widfires sweep across Europe

STRONG winds and hot, dry weather have been causing more wildfires across Europe.

GHOST TERRIFIED BY ENDERS NASTY NICK

NASTY Nick Cotton had a showdown with a ghost.

NURSES' 'NO' TO 5% RISES

Yet more strikes on the way?

Ivana died 'after fall on stairs'

INJURIES: Trump

JOS NOT WORKING

Skipper Buttler’s sorry start

Brutal Lo blow

JONNY FLOORS WOUNDED RIVALS

MAX HITS TOP GEAR

Champ sprints into pole role

‘SUICIDE’ TRAGEDY OF THREE WOMEN SOLDIERS

Inquests into Royal Artillery tragedies

EAMONN’S ITV IRE AND FIRE

Star would go back if his enemies quit