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Bunting is too heavy for posts say spoilsports

JUBILEE bunting is being banned by council killjoys because they say it is too heavy for lampposts.

Goss: I'm all revved up by gear knobs!

BROS STAR CAR CRAZY

TORIES FEAR LOSING SEATS

Davis: Bozo backlash growing

WTF WITH WFH HATE, EH BORIS?

THERE has been a lot of talk from Bozo about getting people who work from home back to the office.

Royals make us want to hit boos

THERE was a lot of hoo-ha about fans booing Prince William at the FA Cup Final.

UFOs set for Earth invasion

URI Geller reckons aliens could invade within five years.

CHIPPIES ARE AIR FRYING TONIGHT

Cooking oil on way out

Vlad 'hides to dodge assassins'

PARANOID: Despot

ROVER'S REVENGE

War dog left by Russians changes side ..& learns to take orders in Ukrainian

Palace wiped out by missile attack

BLAST: Palace of Culture. Below, smoking ruins

It's East End heirs

CHAS & CAM SOAP STARS ExHERT

SPAIN'S 42C KILLER HEAT

It's scorchio as Brit hols start

Gambling plans 'a mockery'

AT ODDS: Punter

A Tiger tale FOLLOW HIS FOOTSTEPS TO WIN

TIGER WOODS has laid out the perfect blueprint for Southern Hills – and the player who follows it will win the US PGA this week.

Weigh too heavy

BMW i4 M50 IS A BIT OF A ROAR DEAL

EMOJI QUIZ FOR WOULD-BE JAMES BONDS

MI5 is looking out for 007-style super-spies – by using an emoji test.

PARTY’S ORF!

A few poshos axe Queen Jubilee bashes for 3,000

‘I’ve fought in alien wars for 30 years’ RUSS ABDUCTED 60 TIMES

IT’S an earth-shattering claim, but Russ Kellett says he’s a “super-soldier” fighting in an intergalactic war.

Missus is a loser in love game

FOOTBALL fans have admitted adoring their club more than their partner - with Geordies the most devoted.

Scorsese's office rage

MOVIE legend Martin Scorsese had his office kitted out with props so he could smash the place up if he got angry.

Kim goes ballistic in blast test

DICTATOR Kim Jong-un fired a warning to South Korea yesterday by testing a ballistic missile.

Pal Shane death hit me for six

FREDDIE Flintoff says he was devastated by the death of his friend Shane Warne.

Shy man's £19k for furlough

A PUBLICITY-shy bloke is under fire for claiming £19,000 in furlough money for his charity.

HOLS RISK AS BA AXE TRIPS

Strike fear as 16k flights cut

Sinn Féin win sees 'new era'

SINN Féin has been confirmed as the largest party in the Northern Ireland Assembly.

I got my skates on as weight rolled off

DREAM SPURRED ME

COR BLIMEY

Emotional win for sub Doyle

HERO BRIT SNIPER IN PENSION SNUB

Soldier gets PTSD after deadly mission

I gave Willie £25k to save him from bet debt heavies

HEARN: HE BEGGED ME

'ALLO, 'ALLO? NON!

`French didn't see funny side'