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SPLASH OUT FOR FASHION

£800 gear’s lick of paint

IS CASUALTY THE NEXT CASUALTY?

Stars fear chop after Holby City axe

It's lager tops off! Nudists at pubs

BARE AT THE BAR

Hottest cross bun as Easter melts at 21C

UK SET FOR HOLIDAY HEATWAVE

Eagle-eyed cops ‘nick' our Eddie

ON the way back from playing at Snowbombing in Austria last week, we were pulled over at the German border control for a spot check.

DAY OF FAME FOR McMANUS

ON the day that legendary owner JP McManus, 71, was inducted into the Aintree Hall of Fame, it was fitting he celebrated five Grade One victories at the racecourse this week.

BROOKLYN WEDS IN £3M BIG DAY

BROOKLYN Beckham and his bride Nicola Peltz have wed in a £3million ceremony.

TORY MP ‘SEX PEST' IS AXED

He’s accused of snorting coke

‘SORRY' SMITH RESIGNS FROM OSCARS

WILL Smith has resigned from the Oscars Academy and said slapping Chris Rock was “inexcusable”.

Ollie has Scott his time to shine

OLLIE RATHBONE expects a call from his good mate Scott McTominay if Rotherham can topple Sutton in today’s Papa John’s Trophy final at Wembley.

Jamie's on course for return trip

JAMIE Dornan has revealed his hit drama The Tourist is in line for a sequel.

‘WIDOWMAKER' FOR ELITE TROOPS

THE SAS are being issued with a deadly machine gun nicknamed the Widowmaker.

LEWIS AIMS TO BE TOP GUN

LEWIS A LEWIS HAMILTON has revealed he blacked out when he flew in a fighter jet.

Putin ‘foiling assassins with body double'

ARMY PLOTS MAD VLAD COUP

Michaela springs into action with a super-glam makeover

MICHAELA Strachan loved sexing up her image to compete on All Star Musicals.

Connelly  ‘can't be prevented from using date apps'

BABY P MUM SHOCK

Bealer dealer

ADAM: GIVE ME £40 AND I’LL INSULT YOU LIKE AN EASTENDER

‘I AM ALE-ING'

Rod nearly sank boat by loading too much booze

ROOT'S TIME TO SKIP IT

Mike: He’s frazzled

UFO encounters are simply twincredible

SIBLINGS SAY ALIENS KEEP TURNING UP

Vlad's retreat

‘16,000 DEAD RUSSIANS FORCES PUTIN RETHINK’

‘DRUG LINKS' TO DEATH OF FOO FIGHTER HAWKINS, 50

Tributes after hotel room tragedy

NUDISTS IN YACHT SALUTE TO QUEEN

Avast behind!

SKATING ON THIN ICE

Most dangerous moves ever as victory is within grasp

Goal achieved

JOHAN WINS LINCOLN FOR CHANNON

LEW SHOCKER

WHILE SCHU’S IN HORROR CRASH

ENCANTO MAGIC SET TO RETURN

Sequel to Bafta-winning blockbuster

BATMAN & RUBBIN' CAR-NAGE OF R-PATZ

BATMAN star Robert Pattinson struggled to get into the Batmobile because his suit was too tight.

Benzema has fresh ideas for Chelsea

REAL MADRID v BARCELONA Today, 8pm

BROS Vs Boris

POPSTAR MATT: I WANT TO BE PM