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LEWISHAM... WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Mars rover run from flat over salon

NORMAN STANLEY FLETCHER NICKED BY WOKE POLICE

Now BBC says Porridge is offensive

I SEE THE RIPPER IN MY SLEEP, HE STOLE MY SOUL

Torment of taxi driver after hammer attack

CAPT TOM'S FINAL LAP

Hero fundraiser laid to rest in touching service

VAN-TAM THANK YOU MAM

Hero prof tipped for telly stardom

NAILED BY TYLER

Lethal Walker turns the screw

Terrier-ific!

HOLMES DOUBLE STUNS SWANS

Bugle call for Boris the bold

BORIS Johnson will tomorrow outline his plans for the lifting of lockdown.

BRONSON'S NO1 IN THE MUSIC CHARTS

OK, it’s in Cyprus, but he’s ahead of Rihanna, Adele, and Ed Sheeran!

Blues can win it all says Richard Dunne

RICHARD DUNNE insists there is no question that Manchester City has the quality to complete an unprecedented Quadruple this season.

‘We've Lost 12st Off Our Waist In The Sun'

Pair’s shock at size on telly

I Put Off Help ... Now I Was In Big Trouble

COVID-19 has devastated lives and livelihoods across the world since early last year.

Bordering On The Ridiculous

Anyone out there think that not revealing you’d been on a trip to Portugal is akin to non-fatal poisoning, indecent assault, possessing a gun or threatening to kill someone?

1200 Hero Dogs Destroyed

A Serving member of the SAS has called for better treatment of combat dogs after figures showed almost 1,200 have been put down by the military.

Reality Bites For ‘Old School' Bob

Comic’s blast as variety acts ditched

Keir's Party Is Truly Flagging

TO the Tories they were the “red wall” – to Labour they are the “foundation seats”.

Agatha Christie Jailbird Bronson Pens Thriller

Charles Bronson has written an Agatha Christie-style crime thriller novel.

ZOOM ON COUNCIL

Viral group under probe for months

ROOT-ING FOR YA ‘Genius' Joe backed to beat Cook record

SIR ALASTAIR COOK does not expect to be England’s all-time leading test run-scorer for long.

‘OAP slain by his own wife didn't get justice'

EX-COP’S TV CLAIM

‘RED CARD TO GAMBLE ADS'

Shilton plea to football clubs

ON HER MAJESTY'S SOMETIMES SERVICE

MI6 seeking part-timers to fill James Bond roles

MILKIE WAY FOR LIFE ON MARS STAR

ACTOR Philip Glenister didn’t fancy being a star of stage and screen when he was younger – and set his sights on a job as a milkman.

Dinosaur discovery by Lily, 4

A YOUNGSTER had a trip out to remember after stumbling across a 220million-year-old dinosaur footprint on the beach.

LOCKDOWN TV FEE GRAB

Licence pressure on over-75s

WE'RE LAVIN' IT

Brits going nuts for fancy Japanese loos

Baffled Alice is Finding dumbo

HOLE LOTTA TROUBLE: Harry’s death leads to questions

PARTY GUESTS? CUT IT OUT!

POLICE raided a socialite’s birthday party – only to find the “guests” were cardboard cut-outs.

BRONSON MAKES JAILHOUSE ROCK

Hardman cuts charity record

Ronnie: Help find donor to save sick girl

SNOOKER ACE’S PLEA TO FANS