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NO NEED FOR HUMANS NOW
The robots know everything
Rest assured boss we're all giving it 43 per cent
APPROACH LIFE THE HALF-ARSED WAY
n VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY COLD
Health warnings in -20C big chill
NO FINE, NO JAIL, NO NOTHING..AS TRUMP GUILTY OF 34 CRIMES
DONALD Trump has avoided governing the US from jail after being handed an unconditional discharge for buying porn star Stormy Daniels's silence.
DEL BOY EMPTY BOX SALE
AN empty cardboard box used as a prop in a classic episode of Only Fools And Horses has emerged for sale for £400.
20% price rise is food for thought SUPPLY ISSUES HIKE COSTS
FOOD prices could soar by 20% in a fresh costof-living crisis, a report warns.
SEAN THE DOOR
Dyche is booted out just hours ahead of kick-off
SPIN DOCTOR
Potter ready to clean up at Hammers after 'washing machine' hell at Chelsea
KARL HAILS PEP TALK
Guardiola's honesty is a fitting tribute for Robbo
Conn and have a go
SEAMUS IN REVENGE BID
I'LL HACK FLAK FROM NOVAK
Coach Murray happy to get Djok volley of abuse
ALL SAINT
One-club journey's just ideal for hero Knowles
Super Cooper goes large
THE NEW FIVE-DOOR 'EXCLUSIVE TRIM RETAINS ALL THE FUN OF ITS PREDECESSOR
Struggle to blend in with the crowd
NO ONE STAYS IN TOUCH
YOU CAN GHOUL YOUR OWN WAY
Stevie haunted by pal Christine
It's a fur cop!
FIREARMS DOG LISSY HAS RETIRED DUE TO \"WORK AVOIDANCE'
28 amazing years but we are divorcing
RICHARD Hammond and his wife are divorcing after an \"amazing 28 years together\".
The live forever vaccine
JAB TO STOP BRAIN DRAIN
Let it Bey..
RINGO'S COUNTRY TRIP
WALKING ON AIR IN BAKE BRITAIN
We'll need cooler units in the future
I want to get outta space!
ASTRONAUTS MISS HOME
LETTUCE LIZ SHREDDED
Our worst Prime Minister EVER is ridiculed over her claim she DIDN'T crash UK economy
BURNED OUT STARS
Film legends join mass exodus from raging California firestorm
DAN PLEA FOR KIDS TO SAVE BOOZERS
FORMER EastEnders landlord Danny Dyer fears youngsters could end up killing our pubs as they're not interested in them.
BEGUM: NO WAY BACK
Lammy snubs US call on terror
Kobbie deal can be done
MANCHESTER UNITED are confident they can reach an agreement with Kobbie Mainoo over a new deal that will keep him at the club long term.
EDDIE FINDS HE HAS WILL TO WIN
JOE WILLOCK didn't just make a triumphant return to Arsenal, he proved Newcastle can flourish without Bruno Guimaraes.
Didier is done 'n dusted
FRANCE head coach Didier Deschamps will step down from the role when his contract expires after the 2026 World Cup.
YOUNGS AND OLD
Ashley could take on son as Dyche feels his age
We're all Go with Pereira
RODRIGO GOMES insists Wolves have turned a corner since the arrival of Vitor Pereira.