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STARS SALUTE HERO BOBBY

MANCHESTER United stars past and present gathered to say farewell to football legend Sir Bobby Charlton.

FAREWELL TO THE KING

Fitting send-off for a man who was footballing royalty

UPHILL BATTLE

England in real fix warns Chris

'We're here to help this winter

Boots pharmacist Jay Patel explains why your local pharmacy should be a first port of call for common minor health concerns

MAD VLAD NUKE PLOT ON ABBA..

Sweden in his sights

Sun, sea..& surgery

BRITS GET TEETH INTO TURKEY

610 turn up for Stevie G match

LOWEST SAUDI CROWD

AIR WE GO

‘02 factory paves way to life on Mars

BART'S DAD DEFIES WOKE BAN FEARS

HOMER Simpson is set to carry on strangling his son Bart in future episodes despite fears of a woke rethink.

DEBI DOES DAMAGE

Britain walloped by 8O0mph storm

Garage: You'll vote for me now

NIGE KNOWS VIEWERS WILL GIVE HIM TRIALS

Baldies shine

AND APPARENTLY WILLS IS SEXIEST..

Rooney keen to press his ideas

WAYNE ROONEY insists he is still enjoying being a coach despite being winless in five games.

MAHDNESS!

Dahoud's daft red leaves Seagulls boss in a flap

Hirst loves goal-den boys

GEORGE HIRST thinks Ipswich have been boosted by spreading the goals around.

Cooper wowed by Joe

MILLWALL skipper Jake Cooper revealed that new boss Joe Edwards has been \"a breath of fresh air\".

A WAIT OFF MOYES' MIND

DAVID MOYES breathed a sigh of relief after West Ham's first Premier League win since September and said: \"I needed that.\"

FEELS SOU GOOD

Tomas a Forest feller in latest JWP assister act

ENEA'S SEPANG SURPRISE

ITALY'S Enea Bastianini powered to his first MotoGP win of the year in Malaysia yesterday, as team-mate Pecco Bagnaia boosted his championship lead.

RORY HAILS HIGH-FIVE

RORY MCILROY won his fifth European Order of Merit yesterday without even hitting a shot.

I MADE KEY MISTAKES

Rob takes blame but only six survive white-ball reset

FIRMS GET WET LETTUCE TESTED

BANKS, insurance firms and pension funds are being put to the test to see if they could cope with a repeat of the market chaos of \"Lettuce\" Liz Truss's premiership.

SNACKERED

Convenient grub on the go making us ill

UNHAPPY RETURN OF THE MAC..

Clothes retailers drown in unwanted sent-back items

It's pony and trap

FURY AT BOSS'S A.I. DIG

LIVING TO 100 ON THE NOSE!

Busybodies last longer

Mamma Miaow

ITALIANS LOCKED IN AS LION ESCAPE CAUSES MASS PANIC

NOW IT'S ATISHOO OF SIGHS

Year-round hay fever spells misery for sufferers

Krish is Strictly off floor

KRISHNAN Guru-Murthy became the latest celebrity to crash out of Strictly Come Dancing last night.