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DUTCH COURAGE
It's been a Broady nightmare, now awful England must show some...
OZSOME!
Aussie rules in big Morgan move
Sorry kids..we'd fail your exams
PARENTS' HOMEWORK HELL
Happy Valley star Sarah's telly belly
'WORRY SO MUCH THAT I NEED LOO'
BOT'S THE PIC?
Al drawing game one of top Christmas toys
NIGELLA VODKA SAUSAGES BITE!
Tot makes parties go with a banger
CHORE BLIMEY
Women still clean up on housework
A fish called wander
SURVIVES SEA VOYAGE
Our toolkit's in a galaxy far, far away
DROPPED GEAR FLOATS OFF DURING SPACEWALK
100 INJURED IN CRUISE TERROR
Saga ship bashed by storm
MY BUDGIE KILLED BY A BANGER
Fell dead off my shoulder as firework went off
TANTASTIC!
Who needs sunbeds? My carrot diet gives me an all-year oompa loompa glow without the dangers
IT'S POWER TO THE FOOTIE FANS
First King's Speech for 70 years
JUST A LITTLE PRICK BOZO
Telly Covid dose bid 'in heat of moment'
TIMED-OUT MATHEWS BLASTS BACK
ANGELO MATHEWS blasted Shakib Al Hasan and branded his Bangladesh team a \"disgrace\" after the Sri Lankan became the first player to be timed out in 146 years of international cricket.
Rocket's fired up in China
RAMPANT Ronnie O'Sullivan blasted in 451 unanswered points as he breezed into the last 32 of the International Championship in China.
DUTCH LOVIN'
Ten Doeschate backs boys in orange to shock again
COX: MAKE 007 A MARTIAN SPY
VETERAN actor Brian Cox has said the next James Bond should be an alien.
Brit louts driven out of sex city
AMSTERDAM YOB BAN
A LONG LIFE.. BUT THERE'S A CATCH
Eight rules to staying alive
THINK IT'S ALL OVER?
Squid Game killings red alert
Ooh I could crush a can
COMIC Ian Smith has been to Chernobyl for a holiday.
Shooter surge
VIDEO game Fortnite has triggered a record internet surge at Virgin Media 02.
Bully bosses cost £2.2bn
PSYCHOS TERRORISE WORKERS
Chance of more Beatles
THE Beatles may release more new music despite Now And Then being classed as the final ever track from The Fab Four.
DO NOT CALL ME SHORTY!
Loads of us secretly HATE our nicknames
READY TO GO
Gaza City invasion 'in hours'
Secret service for Vlad
VLADIMIR Putin's inner circle held a drunken \"wake\" for the Russian leader amid reports he had died, it's claimed.
Donald keeps it zipped
DONALD Trump was tight-lipped for a change yesterday during a break in his civil fraud trial.
Are you getting a spooky feline?
OUR DEAD PETS 'TALKING' TO US