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We've got ewe under our skin

254K DEMAND WOOLLY RESCUE

MET: BACK OFF

Remembrance out of bounds to Gaza demo

Reid: Cumm and have a go Knobo

FOOTIE ACE TO MEET DOM FOR 'STRAIGHTENER'

Don't bank on getting Rishi quick

BIGGLES 'OUT OF TOUCH'

HAIR RAGE

1 in 5 anxious if hair's dodgy. So bad that 6% won't leave home. Thousands more are too frit to change styles ever

FOX OF TRICKS

Enzo collects ideas from old mates Conte and Zidane

FURY SHOW WILL GO ON

Warren allays fears over 4-belt battle with Usyk

Leigh to get New job role

WARREN GATLAND has predicted Leigh Halfpenny will be back in Wales colours as a coach in the future when he returns from New Zealand.

JACKO DEAD RICH!

Highest-earning late celeb £93m

Kremlin in Vlad 'double' trouble

PUTIN LOOKALIKE NEEDS LOOKALIKE

Return of the Rovers

THE Rovers Return will re-open, Corrie bosses have confirmed.

YOU REALLY DO NEED TO GROW UP

A CASINO waitress who was told to “grow up” after an argument over a glass has lost her age and race discrimination claims.

Boss in Disney trip gift

THE “world’s best boss” treated 1,200 of his staff and their families to an all-expenses paid trip to Walt Disney World in Japan.

Coco's bid to decide life or death

MATT “Coco” Hancock wanted to play God and decide “who lived and who died” if hospitals were overwhelmed, an ex-NHS boss claimed.

Partying all night a tonic

PULLING an all-nighter can help beat the blues, say scientists.

PUD IT THERE!

Blokes using bare hands to scoff their spotted dick

DON'T PANIC BUT AI IS LIKE NUKES

Rishi's warning

Bargain bullies for sale

MASSIVE XL bullies are being flogged online for as little as £75 as the ban on the breed looms.

Doc in conflict escape

A BRITISH doctor has escaped Gaza and is waiting to get into Egypt, his relieved family said.

M&S SORRY FOR 'FLAG IN THE FIRE'

'Gaza symbol' ad photo removed

Fearful Brits at border

BRITS have been able to get out of Gaza through the Rafah crossing into Egypt for a second day.

All baa myself..

HANG ON, WOOLLY.. STAR IS RIGHT BEHIND RESCUE FOR THE WORLD'S LONELIEST SHEEP

Arnie's blast at dopers

BODYBUILDING legend Arnold Schwarzenegger has urged gym nuts to pump iron – not drugs – if they want to look like him in his heyday.

Let It Be, Dad

KIDS BEGGED MACCA: STOP STRUMMING.. THE TELLY'S ON

BT & SHELL RAKE IT IN

Cashing in on cost-of-living crisis

HAG'N DAZE

Erik's sorry troops are given another big lickin´

POCH ENJOYS BAD NIGHT IN

Benoit makes most of first start for Blues

TOUGHENED STEEL

All systems go for Varian's Cup hope

SO GLAD I'M NOT THAID TO THE UK

Brit emigrates to save money

Pussy Galore

CATS HAVE UP TO 300 FACES