CATEGORIES

CURRY FAVOUR

England rally round Tom to take bronze

CLARK SPARK

Daryl buzzing at his England recall

ANGE BALLING

Unbeaten Spurs now five points clear

CARRY ON WINNING

Seven-up puts Boro boss in the mood for success

COPS' FEAR OF 'SUPER MAFIA'

3 crime families in secret talks

BUG-LINS!

Family holiday ruined by bed critter flare-up

Carrots? On yer Hairy Biker says telly Dave

CHEMO GAVE TV CHEF A 'MORBID FEAR' OF VEGGIE

A LONG AND HARD FIGHT

Israel ready to destroy Hamas

Cycle in a swim cap, dip yer feet in beans

BONKERS OFFICIAL WEATHER ADVICE

GET STUFFED

Millennials ditch Xmas dinner gravy for ketchup, mayo..or even olive oil

UNMASKED

Terrifying Asda gimp avoids jail

'Grudge against the deaf'

PARANOID SHOOTER TARGETED BAR PALS

Lineker: I tried to score..in a layby!

...BUT NOSEY FAN SAW MY MOTOR

TV SHOW SENDS IN A CLOWN

Bozo signs up with GB News

GLORY ONE-DAYS ARE OVER

Spanking by Sri Lanka lays bare fall from top

LAST TANGO IN PARIS

Youngs salute ahead of final Test appearance

Security taken to the Max

MAX VERSTAPPEN will have two bodyguards with him at the Mexico Grand Prix this weekend.

Race to get Brits out of Gaza hell

UK Border Force officials have flown out to help Brits escape Gaza ahead of an Israeli ground attack.

Charles in crisis aid brief

THE King has been brought up to date at Buckingham Palace on the Gaza humanitarian crisis.

Plea for violence to finish

A TEARFUL Brit whose fiancé is stuck in Gaza felt “dead inside” as Israeli tanks swept in to prepare the way for their planned ground attack.

THE GOAL BILL

'Cops on 999 call caught watching footie on phone'

Doctor Harry's panic in Covid

HARRY Hill said he panicked after signing up to be recalled as a frontline doctor during the pandemic.

Boffins' end to choccy famine

A GLOBAL chocolate famine has been averted – with scientists developing the world’s first sustainable chocolate alternative.

Petanqued up

BOOZE & VIOLENCE AT BOULES EVENTS

CON AIR!

Passengers hit with fares hike after chaos at traffic control

AI? NOT A BOT TO FRET ABOUT NOW

Sunak: 'Don't lose sleep' over tech yet

ONE BLINKING SPOOKY DOLLY

Toy is giving owner creeps

Director rage at vandals

THE director of Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves, which featured the felled Sycamore Gap tree, is furious with the vandals who cut it down.

FGM on 3-yr-old: Woman is guilty

A WOMAN has been found guilty of taking a three-year-old British girl to Kenya for female genital mutilation.

Jet ski gunman

18 SHOT DEAD IN BOWLING & BAR RAMPAGE