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Grave concern over Beadle's headstone
TV STAR'S NAME BARELY LEGIBLE
In-laws outlawed at Xmas
HARD-UP BRITS PLAN CRIMBO DINNER CUTS
BEDBUGS SPOIL IT FOR BOOKWORMS
Critters shut down library
LET OUR BEAVERS GO WILD & FREE
London Mayor wants rodents across country
Give Bozo hairdryer treatment
CLOWN PM'S YOUTUBE COVID ADVICE
WORST STORM FOR 69 YEARS
Weather washout to continue into the weekend
Footie legend 'lost balance standing up'
SIR Bobby Charlton died after suffering broken ribs in a fall at a care home, an inquest heard.
MUSK: AI TO MAKE HUMANS XTINCT
'More dangerous than the nuclear bomb'
RACE TO ESCAPE AT THE BORDER
First Brits finally flee Gaza warzone
SHAMING OF RED ARROWS
Elite team's boozy sex antics
RAIDING PARTY
MORGAN SMITHIES has completed his big-money move to Canberra Raiders and been called into the England squad for Saturday’s clash with Tonga.
I WANT TO BE MR SILVAWARE
MARCO SILVA would love to be the first Fulham manager to win a domestic cup.
THIN SQUAD, FAT CHANCE
FOR a man who has spent £400m in just 18 months, Erik ten Hag has few options as he tries to save Manchester United’s season.
RYAN SHOWING DUTCH OF CLASS
PEP LIJNDERS believes Ryan Gravenberch is back to his best for Liverpool following his nightmare year at Bayern Munich.
POCH A SHEAR-LEADER FOR JACKSON
MAURICIO POCHETTINO says Alan Shearer is wrong to suggest Nicolas Jackson is not a natural goalscorer.
WULLAERT SPOOKS LIONESSES
ENGLAND endured a Halloween nightmare as the Lionesses were stunned by Belgium in the Nations League.
Big Evs able to win from back
MICK APPLEBY is confident Big Evs can adapt if taken on for the lead in the Breeders’ Cup Juvenile Turf Sprint.
Stop rot for Mott
MALAN ON A MISSION
Lembit: Nigel will be King of Jungle
'NATURAL' TO THRIVE ON SHOW
BOOM IN THE USA
Terrifying nuke to be built
IT'S HOL OVER
Brits forego big Summer breaks for extra trips..
STORM CIARAN TO RUN & RUN
90mph gales as 'nasty' new deluge set to batter UK
Ex: Loving Matt was so painful
FRIENDS STAR PERRY 'COMPLICATED'
WHAT A BIG PITY
Oil firm profits slump to mere £2.7bn
MIND YOUR LIP!
Suddenly, moustaches are young and trendy
INSANE
PM Bozo & senior officials sloped off on holiday as Covid fears gripped the country..
GAZA CAMP HORROR
UP to 50 people were killed when an Israeli airstrike reduced a refugee camp to rubble.
JUST THE TICKET..
Govt halts station office closures
Messi is all-time gr-eight
LIONEL MESSI was crowned the men’s Ballon d’Or winner for a record eighth time after leading Argentina to World Cup glory.
I'd go out drinking and get hold of any bird I can. It was mad'
SEX, BOOZE AND HARD FALL OF PREM CHAMPION DANNY