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Lie After Lie After Lie

'obvious parties against the rules'

Selfish pal can't help rubbing it in

IT PAINS ΜΕ ΤΟ LISTEN

LOANER DRIVER

Car of future to hit the road if owner can't pay

Lot: Big sis Kate doesn't text me

LOTTIE Moss says her half-sister Kate \"doesn't reply to my texts\" as she fired back at nepotism criticism.

PARTY AT BACK PARTY ALL TIME

Official: Mullet fans have more fun

FLIP ME BABY 1 MORE TIME

Dolphins talk like Britney and Kim K..

McCHEEK OF IT

Tory attacks families for buying fast food

Too late to save planet

GREEN PARTY FOUNDER: IT'S END OF THE WORLD

Spook when you're spooken to, Bowen

GHOSTS TELL LOZ FAMILY TO SHUSH

Ministers: Teachers 'lazy' and the unions are a***s

THICKO RAP FURY

No App-ology on Coco leak

ISABEL Oakeshott said she makes \"no apology over her disclosure of Matt \"Coco\" Hancock's WhatsApp whatsoever\" messages.

Bozo's gloomy on deal

BOZO Johnson has suggested he may not vote for Rishi Sunak's new Brexit deal for Northern Ireland, criticising it as \"not about the UK taking back control\"

APOCALYPSE MIAOW

Covid plot to exterminate 11M Brit cats

GRAPE NEWS FOLKS

Lots of red wine boosts immunity

OZZY'S CAREER 'NOT DEAD YET'

Prince of Darkness wants to sing

Mad as a March brrrrrrr

SPRING SNOW BOMB ON WAY

BEER WE GO

Fans of struggling clubs drink more on matchday

SHORT & ARSEY

Could you be a psycho like Hitler?

PROF: I'M GOING BACK TO FUTURE

He 'cracks time machine' after 60yrs of trying

Bozo is dead as a dodo

ALLIES of Boris 'Bozo' Johnson are increasingly doubtful he could make a comeback so close to another General Election.

Mogg kid: Matt aide boxed off atest kit

OFFICIALS used a courier to send Jacob Rees-Mogg a Covid test for a family member during a nationwide shortage, it is claimed.

SEND DOWN THE CLOWN

Hancock should be jailed for sentencing loved ones to death'

DYER: I'M A LIAR

CV said 'I can juggle and do 10 accents..

£180M MPS & PEERS EXPENSES BILL

MILLIONS of pounds have been claimed by MPs and peers on expenses in just three years.

10TH SERIES OF MILLIONAIRE BUT We don't want to give you that, Jez

CREEPY Jeremy Clarkson's future as host of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? was up in the air last night.

NEIGHBOURS GOOD FRIENDS REUNITED!

Aussie soap comeback

Heaven is party with pal

NIALL SNUBS CELEB BASH FOR HIS 30TH

Stick another grey squirrel on the barbie

IT'LL SAVE CUTE RED TUFTY

Ryan's gigs gift to fans

RYAN Reynolds announced a St David's Day gift for Wrexham fans - the chance to watch Kings of Leon at their stadium.

RUN THAT GOT AWAY

Stokes dies by the sword