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Could you be a psycho like Hitler?
PROF: I'M GOING BACK TO FUTURE
He 'cracks time machine' after 60yrs of trying
Bozo is dead as a dodo
ALLIES of Boris 'Bozo' Johnson are increasingly doubtful he could make a comeback so close to another General Election.
Mogg kid: Matt aide boxed off atest kit
OFFICIALS used a courier to send Jacob Rees-Mogg a Covid test for a family member during a nationwide shortage, it is claimed.
SEND DOWN THE CLOWN
Hancock should be jailed for sentencing loved ones to death'
DYER: I'M A LIAR
CV said 'I can juggle and do 10 accents..
£180M MPS & PEERS EXPENSES BILL
MILLIONS of pounds have been claimed by MPs and peers on expenses in just three years.
10TH SERIES OF MILLIONAIRE BUT We don't want to give you that, Jez
CREEPY Jeremy Clarkson's future as host of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? was up in the air last night.
NEIGHBOURS GOOD FRIENDS REUNITED!
Aussie soap comeback
Heaven is party with pal
NIALL SNUBS CELEB BASH FOR HIS 30TH
Stick another grey squirrel on the barbie
IT'LL SAVE CUTE RED TUFTY
Ryan's gigs gift to fans
RYAN Reynolds announced a St David's Day gift for Wrexham fans - the chance to watch Kings of Leon at their stadium.
RUN THAT GOT AWAY
Stokes dies by the sword
VLAD SCRAMBLES JETS TO BLAST E.T.
Planes grounded over UFO panic
Musk is world's richest
ELON Musk has become the world's richest person again after the value of Tesla shares soared by more than 100% over the past month.
BIRTHDAY BOOZ CRUZ
DAVID Beckham continues to celebrate his son Cruz's 18th birthday by going out on the lash in Dublin and drinking Guinness.
'Wiiilll' teased at Eton
PRINCE William's pals at posh Eton College mocked him with the catchphrase \"Wiiillll\" from 90s TV show TFI Friday.
SPACE MIRROR TO REFLECT SUN RAYS
Boffins' plan to beat global warming
Quit the hating and give Brexit a break
WHEN we were kids, some words got our mouths washed out with soapy water.
Alan: My fears tiny willy will disappear
MUSCLES DRUG NO FOR HOST
SHAPPS: I AM SYMPATHETIC ON FUEL BILLS
April hike 'faces axe
Pipe down, Boris!
RISHI Sunak has told Boris \"Bozo\" Johnson to \"pipe down\" over his Brexit deal, an ally Tory MP claimed.
Put a sock in it
SNORING ‘CURE’ STOCKING TRIAL
Oi mush! Wanna buy a turnip?
Prices up 4 times as salad shortage bites
Covid 'Was China Lab Leak Not Bats'
US report delivers pandemic theory
New Diet Advice: Don't Eat Biccies
Set meals healthier for brits
JUST HOWE FAR CAN TOON SIDE GO?
“There will be some players who might not get back to Wembley... a footballer’s career is a very volatile thing.”
TROPHY TILT CAN LIFT BATTLING FOXES
The Foxes are just three points clear of the relegation zone but Rodgers insists that the competition remains important regardless of their Premier League form.
SHOCK 'N AWESOME
Pearson plots to upset his best buy
DUNK CAN BE OUR NICE BIT OF TOTTI
Homegrown star Dunk will make his 400th appearance for the Seagulls tonight at Stoke.