A.I. could give us a woof idea BARKING DECODED

THE latest Artificial Intelligence breakthrough is truly barking... it could work out what dogs say.

KNOCK IT OFF!

RANDY Brits are being disturbed mid-bonk by delivery drivers.

GHOST BUSTED

Download spooks rock out to boy band

LYNX EFFECT

1,000 big cats roaming wild throughout Britain

WE ALL ADORED OUR SUPER-KEV

Loving tributes as footie hero dies aged 54

KATE'S A TROOPER

Brave princess smiles on return

CARRYON UP THE INNUENDO

Bawdy Brit films in line for a reboot

Serbs' top mentalist says we'll lift trophy

SERBIA will get thumped by England today - according to the country's top psychic who claims to be a relative of Nostradamus.

Rolling stoned

KEITH WOKE IN DIFFERENT COUNTRY IN EPIC BENDER

STARMER: I WON'T TAX YOUR HOME

Keir slams 'desperate' claim

Old pal Gareth's boys will Dazzle!

DARREN ANDERTON knows what it’s like to come close to European Championship glory.

Proudest moment for City boy Tom

TOMMY CONWAY made sure to see the look on his parents’ faces as he prepared to make his Scotland debut.

Vardy still has what it takes to hit the big time

PREMIER LEAGUE winner Danny Simpson has no doubts Jamie Vardy can STILL cut the mustard for Leicester in the top flight.

I'M HALF WOMAN I WAS..

Jen's a super-slimmer

Kids: Only Fools wear Del 'bling'

TACKY JEWELLERY GIVEN BOOT BY YOUTH

Line of jury Duty

STAR WAS CALLED UP TO COURT

BACK IN BUSINESS

Albert tips Red Devils to shake off former pressures

FOR GOD'S SAKE BEHAVE YOURSELVES

A message to England fans in Germany..

FIGHTING ON TWO FRONTS

City case not part of Prem battle

Rule of Lawes as embattled Saints pull off plucky title win

COURTNEY LAWES signed off at Northampton in style – but was still fuming despite landing a second Premiership title.

Licence to learn

KIDS GIVEN CHANCE TO BE NEXT-GEN 'BONDS'

STORES TO CHECK OUT TILL TOONS

'Avatars' bid to fight thefts

Railly shocking

SEX GADGET AMONG LOCO LECCY PLUG-INS

BUBBLE BURST FOR PROSECCO

Wild weather wipes out fave fizz

BRADLEY BROKE

Olympic cycling hero Wiggins is bankrupt

BRITS ARE SOLED ON SALAD CREAM

Nutjobs rub Heinz sauce on trotters

WE WILL NOT LOSE HOPE..

Wife vow as missing TV doc hunt goes on

My baby Lucifer is such an angel

TOT'S GOT HELL OF A MONIKER

German boozers stock up for fans

RECORD NUMBER TO BACK ENGLAND

PENNY'S MP FOR BARNET!

Debater's huge 'do'