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Alien boffins light years ahead of us

LITTLE GREEN MEN MORE DVANCED

HUG A LEECH!

Boffs say suckers are 'our friends' and help ease pain

'KING' TRUMP

Donald like Henry VIII hint by star

I'M A CELEB.. GET MY PLANE DOWN

A stormy start as Danny & Alan lead the Jungle arrivals

Write move Strictly row

SHOW IS 'SCRIPTED' AS SHAYNE'S AXED

1D LIAM'S £30K 'MISSING' ROLEX

Homes raided in search for singer's watch

NEVER FORGET

Royals, veterans and politicians pay tribute

Paint It Black!

EX-ADDICT RON NOW A BLISSED ARTIST..

FARMER RAGE PORTS THREAT

Blockades revenge for tax rises

JOSH FEARS A BLADES CUT

Windass out to dodge hairy derby debut

SLOTTED IN PERFECTLY

Seamless transition from Klopp has fans dreaming

THE BIG REVEAL

Now's the time for Conor to let full truth be known

Gull air support for rat invasion

BIRDS CAUSE DISTRACTION

Vincent van Bot sells pic

'ARTIST' MAKES HISTORY AT AI PORTRAIT AUCTION

AN APPLE A DAY

Getting_pupils off to healthiest start

GREAT CATCH

Beefy thanks pals for saving his life in Oz

GREY BRITAIN

18 minutes of sunshine in 11 days

CHIMPS GO APE FOR A CROWD..

Boffins: They love to show off

KAWA SICKIE

Virus stay indoors call

BEER'S FLAT

Spending at boozers slumps as hard-up Brits cut down on pints

BAN ON TRUMPY RUMPY PUMPY

'Sex strike' for US women after election

MAD VLAD: I AM A PUSSYCAT.. HONEST

'West asks me to scare them'

Cheers..to great Del and Rodders reunion!

PAIR TIPPED TO MEET ON SCREEN

TITCH: NO BRIT FOOD IN FUTURE

Gardener warning over farms

DIALLO IS TWO GOOD

Brilliant Amad is United's rare jewel

TURKEY SHOOT

Ange is angry as Spurs self-destruct

TIZZ IS THE BIZZ

JPR is the One in Haldon Gold Cup

Goldfish saved by cancer op

MERLIN IN TUMOUR SURGERY FIRST’

LILY: CHAT'S WAY TO WIN BUST-UP

AI tool gives singer edge over hubby

Cheap as chippy

LUCKY CUSTOMERS' FISH SUPPER FOR 1p