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OH, BOG OFF

Scrubbing loo is voted the worst job by Brits

CHINESE BOFFINS BUILD DEATH STAR

Beam wipes out enemy satellites

Einstein's theory of sexuality

VERY RAUNCHY LOVE LETTERS TO MISSUS

E GOT CAUGHT!

Cheeky biker’s nabbed for number plate stunt

I REMEMBER LIFE BEFORE I WAS BORN

New phenomenon of the 'pre-birthers'

How Barlow can you go?

POP STAR'S 6FT 2IN SON IS AN INTERNET HIT FOR BEING TALLER THAN DAD

ONLY FAN

No other supporters in the away end as Steven sees adopted team win 3-0

Mrs Poppy's now one in £1million

VOLUNTEER'S 80TH YEAR OF SERVICE

BEEFY: MY CROCS & SHARKS TERROR

Brush with death after fishing slip

E.T: PHONE DONALD

Alien truth will be out there if Trump gives OK

Thanks but no planks

I'M A CELEB AXES HIGH-RISE STUNT

RIGHT TO BUY BYE

BUY BYE Rayner set to ditch scheme

TANGTASTIC

Japhet helps Lions floor another high-flier

745 GUYS

Logan eager for cross-code MND fundraiser to grow

ONE TO WATCH

Powell fancies a Gold run

MIKE KEEPING IT CLEAN FOR MUM

Singer: No sex scenes in my book

Girls are standing by Sarah

CHARITY HIT REVAMP

Luke £1m bullseye!

TEEN CLOSING IN ON THE JACKPOT

9 MILLION BRITS ARE CRIMINALS

‘Brush with law’ epidemic

Going wild for Bet Lynch look

STARS LOVE PURR-FECT GEAR

PORN FREE

Kim troops web frenzy

Happy feat

KING PINGU SWIMS RECORD 2,100 MILES

Ava to be top of the crocs..

VOICE CHAMP WANTS 'ACE VENTURA HOME'

CHOKER COLA

Cheeky supermarket copies Coke's Christmas ad

BY GUM, IT'S JUST DENTAL FOR LAGS

Fast track for cons as NHS Brits go without

SIR KEIR: KEEP ON TAKING FREE GEAR

PM's rules for ministers amid donor scandal

Majorca: Let's kick out 40% of British

SPANISH TO SEND TOURISTS PACKING

THE FUTURE IS ORANGE

Manbaby Donald's US election triumph

I'm no tricky dicky

KEOGHAN: NO FAKERY IN MY WILLY SCENE.. THAT'S ALL ME

30P LEE: SOZ I'M A BULLY

LEE “30p” Anderson said sorry to the House of Commons after breaking the rules on bullying and harassment.