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DO NOT PROPOSE ON TUESDAY..

IF you pop the question this Valentine's Day you're more likely to get an \"I don't\" than an \"I do\".

GLITTER'S BAKE-OFF 'LESSONS' IN HOSTEL

Pop paedo’s cushy stay

When lives fall apart in a flash

LIFE can be short – but it’s still the longest thing any of us will ever have.

E.T GAVE ME B.O

Boffin got in sweat over space signals

NUDISTS COST OF STRIPPING CRISIS

CASH-strapped naturists say whopping energy bills mean it's been way too nippy to do the Full Monty.

Locals dogged by armchair sleuths hunting for mum

SECURITY teams are guarding the home village of missing Nicola Bulley.

BOOZy do for Adele and Lizzo

ADELE went on a cheeky boozing session with her singer pal Lizzo at this year’s Grammys.

WINTER CHILL UNTIL EASTER

Icy blasts put spring on hold

OUR BOOZ HUSBANDS ARE FLOPS!

Too much time down pub

OL, REF, SHOW US UR BANK CARD

Prem Mstars taunted Poll over wages

SOAP'S LOST PLOT

Ex-EastEnder Chezza fury at show's far-fetched storylines

'It's sexy to know who you are'

EKIN-SU HITS BACK'

SOAP STAR: I'LL FIND NEXT PACINO

EX-Hollyoaks star Paul Danan is making you an offer you can't refuse.

£50 FRY-UPS

'Dump greasy spoon & save our brekkies'

Protesters target Glitter 'hideaway

FURY OVER FREED POP PERVERT

Prison food for Jamie neighbours

BRITAIN'S biggest jail could be built on telly chef Jamie Oliver's doorstep.

CHASED BY GHOST OF CANNOCK

Black-eyed girl haunts beauty spot

Nicola sis questions fall claim

MISSING Nicola Bulley’s family have questioned a police theory that she fell into a river while walking her dog.

TAX 'WOKE COPS' COST YOU £1.4M

TAXPAYERS are said to be forking out nearly £1.4million for the wages of HMRC’s 22 diversity officers.

I'M NO BOSS BABY

Klopp: I've not lost it overnight

Celluloid hero

THE FABELMANS Cert 12A In cinemas now

S**tcoms are beyond a joke

WE all know modern TV is powered by lies and chicanery.

GIVE US THE SEX FACTOR

Mums want Channel Phwoar

ANGELS' ARMY

Biker gangs are recruiting ex-squaddies

VLAD SENDS IN THE STRIPPERS

Saucy treat for weary soldiers

STORM IN A DONUT!

Polar freeze heads to UK

Bitter ending

GEN Z CALLING LAST ORDERS ON PUB PINTS

Your starter for Ten

MAN U QUIZMASTER

BUST FLYBE'S FLIGHTS AXED

‘Don’t go to airport’ warning

Djokovic relieved to pill it off again

NOVAK DJOKOVIC has claimed he is ready to play through the pain barrier to reclaim his Australian Open title and world No.1 spot.