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Islander Liv No Time to chat to 007

VILLA GIRL BOND ROLE

Chiles is a pain in the bum

TV STAR’S NAME SLANG FOR PILES

HEINZ BEANZ 'MEAN' PRICE

Cost of a tin as high as £1.75

Pointing the way

THE PALE BLUE EYE Cert 15 On Netflix now

Valley of Gloom a bleak beauty

HAPPY New Year? Not in Happy Valley it’s not.

YOU'RE BUSTED

Record £130m lane fines

Men take biscuit

WE SCOFF 100M A YEAR & FELLAS NIBBLE THE MOST

Glitter's fear over lie tests

SEX PEST NEARS RELEASE

SHIVER YOUR TIMBER

Just chill out and you’ll shed pounds

El of a job to halt randy super-mice

'SPANISH MUTANT PERIL'

'ATTACK' OF THE B&B SNATCHERS

Alien hunters mob tiny village..

Holy Batmobill!

HERO'S PREMIUM IS HIGHEST OF ALL FILM CHARACTERS

RISHI'S 'RAD' IDEA FOR NHS

PM: Crisis needs bold action

ALIENS OVER BIG BEN

New sightings spark 2023 'invasion' fear

News icon Walters is dead at 93

'TRAILBLAZER': Barbara

Strictly fun in sun

STRICTLY pals reunited on a Barbados beach to see in the new year.

COLD TRIGGERING BRIT BABY BOOM

BRITS are having a Horny New Year – with freezing winter weather sending couples bonkers and triggering a “snow baby boom”.

A HAPPY NEW BEER

Forget Dry Jan or lose your boozer

Walrus is a thing of wander

A WANDERING walrus has drawn crowds of locals and tourists after appearing in a seaside town.

LIAM'S SURE BEATLE BACK AS TV HOST

LIAM Gallagher believed telly host Gabby Logan “was a reincarnated version of John Lennon”.

Take That hit's one to remember

RADIO Two listeners have chosen 1995 hit Never Forget as their all-time favourite Take That track.

£2 FARES CAP ON THE BUSES

Savings on 1,000s of routes

Tributes to pope who quit

THE body of former Pope Benedict XVI is lying in state in St Peter's Basilica in the Vatican for mourners to pay their respects.

NURSES BLAST 'MACHO STEVE'

‘Attitude prolonging dispute’

COPS SQUEEZING BALLS FOR RELIEF

Forces pay fortune to stop stress

George has had the last laugh & his Manilow row is at an end'

PSYCHIC: HE'S ALL GOOD

Scrooge Rishi's spook torment

WHAT the Dickens is going on? I saw a story this week that warned that many Brits face a \"Dickensian\" Christmas.

CRASH FREDDIE: I LOVE THE DANGER

Star's driven by fighting his fears

GLOBAL FANS ARE 'NUTTY' ABOUT US

Gogglebox pair recognised all over world

SO SORRY FOR JAWS

Film 'caused shark deaths'