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X Factor Dannii: I Love Washing The Windows

Dannii Minogue loves washing windows so much that she used to do her neighbours’ for free.

Gord Flop To Face Chop

Bank Balance ‘disaster’

Most Spoiled Dog In World?

A Diva dog that refuses to walk in the rain and will only stay in £3,000-a-night villas abroad has forced its owners to sell their new Porsche.

Alan's Fans So Seedy

He gets saucy mail

Dad's Last Wish Was For Me To Be Beauty Queen

The daughter of a doctor who died from Covid-19 has made her dad’s last wish come true by becoming a Ms Great Britain finalist.

LEWISHAM... WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Mars rover run from flat over salon

NORMAN STANLEY FLETCHER NICKED BY WOKE POLICE

Now BBC says Porridge is offensive

I SEE THE RIPPER IN MY SLEEP, HE STOLE MY SOUL

Torment of taxi driver after hammer attack

CAPT TOM'S FINAL LAP

Hero fundraiser laid to rest in touching service

VAN-TAM THANK YOU MAM

Hero prof tipped for telly stardom

NAILED BY TYLER

Lethal Walker turns the screw

Terrier-ific!

HOLMES DOUBLE STUNS SWANS

Bugle call for Boris the bold

BORIS Johnson will tomorrow outline his plans for the lifting of lockdown.

BRONSON'S NO1 IN THE MUSIC CHARTS

OK, it’s in Cyprus, but he’s ahead of Rihanna, Adele, and Ed Sheeran!

Blues can win it all says Richard Dunne

RICHARD DUNNE insists there is no question that Manchester City has the quality to complete an unprecedented Quadruple this season.

‘We've Lost 12st Off Our Waist In The Sun'

Pair’s shock at size on telly

I Put Off Help ... Now I Was In Big Trouble

COVID-19 has devastated lives and livelihoods across the world since early last year.

Bordering On The Ridiculous

Anyone out there think that not revealing you’d been on a trip to Portugal is akin to non-fatal poisoning, indecent assault, possessing a gun or threatening to kill someone?

1200 Hero Dogs Destroyed

A Serving member of the SAS has called for better treatment of combat dogs after figures showed almost 1,200 have been put down by the military.

Reality Bites For ‘Old School' Bob

Comic’s blast as variety acts ditched

Keir's Party Is Truly Flagging

TO the Tories they were the “red wall” – to Labour they are the “foundation seats”.

Agatha Christie Jailbird Bronson Pens Thriller

Charles Bronson has written an Agatha Christie-style crime thriller novel.

ZOOM ON COUNCIL

Viral group under probe for months

ROOT-ING FOR YA ‘Genius' Joe backed to beat Cook record

SIR ALASTAIR COOK does not expect to be England’s all-time leading test run-scorer for long.

‘OAP slain by his own wife didn't get justice'

EX-COP’S TV CLAIM

‘RED CARD TO GAMBLE ADS'

Shilton plea to football clubs

ON HER MAJESTY'S SOMETIMES SERVICE

MI6 seeking part-timers to fill James Bond roles

MILKIE WAY FOR LIFE ON MARS STAR

ACTOR Philip Glenister didn’t fancy being a star of stage and screen when he was younger – and set his sights on a job as a milkman.

Dinosaur discovery by Lily, 4

A YOUNGSTER had a trip out to remember after stumbling across a 220million-year-old dinosaur footprint on the beach.

LOCKDOWN TV FEE GRAB

Licence pressure on over-75s