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David is an actor...not a stand-up

DEL CATCHPHRASE HELL

A bucket list treat for Tom

CAPTAIN Tom Moore is taking a well-earned break in Barbados after raising £32million for the NHS and receiving a knighthood.

Winter's Wildlife

The bird feeders dangling in our garden hedgerow are overflowing with a nutritious winter feast. So it is somewhat worrying that only the mischievous neighbourhood grey squirrels appear to be taking advantage of the abundant treats on offer.

Streets Ahead!

Irish raider is muddy marvellous

LAGS VOW: WELL KILL TATE PUSHER

He'Il be hunted down, say Facebook convicts

TEN OUT OF TENERIFE

Chill out in the lap of luxury on scenic isle

SISSY FURY: I'll be a knockout Miss England

TYSON COUSIN'S TILT AT TITLE

Fat chance, lads

THE BULLIES WHO TAUNTED ME NOW BEG FOR DATES... AFTER I LOST 6ST

HARRY'S RIDE IS VAN-TASTIC

Bentley steers Hugo’s ace to Plate prize

LEACH FITS THE ILL

Jack raring to go after Testing run

I WAS AILING ...but then Rod Stewart saved me

A GRANDAD struck down by Covid-19 has thanked Rod Stewart for helping him to speak again.

Flop Gear

PADDY SUPERCAR GOT ALERT OVER TYRE AS IT FAILED MOT

Easing up has belly-flopped

HAVING been locked down as tight as a maiden aunt’s corset, getting back to “normal” was bound to throw up surprises.

‘It's Hard Being Martin's Son, He's Better Looking' – DJ Roman Kemp

Roman Kemp says it’s tough having a heart-throb for a dad because it means he gets less attention from girls.

£53m Raider In Moroccan Jail Hell

A Cage fighter who masterminded the UK’s largest cash robbery is begging to be let out of a “hellhole” Moroccan jail.

Will Daddy's New Heart Still Love Me?

Plea by son following transplant

High Times For Costa Del Crime

We probe Spanish weed trade

Footie Boss' Virus Fury - Klopp Boots Boris

Klopp: UK Own Goal On Covid - ‘Learn from Germans’ blast for Boris

The Battle Of Trafalgar SQ

Statue yobs attack cops in race protest backlash

Shops Prepare To Open Doors

Shoppers will descend on high streets as non-essential stores open their doors tomorrow for the first time in three months.

Kanu Believe This?

HAL’s on the brink of return to top flight

‘END CRUELTY TO QUEEN PIGEONS'

EIGHT royal racing pigeons have died on their way to an event.

OH NO BRUNO

Telly favourite set to pick US dancing show over Strictly

I Was Dead On Table... Docs Got Me Just In Time

Football legend Neil “Razor” Ruddock today reveals how he “died” during an emergency heart operation.

My Job At Co-Op Is Double Tops

Says the ex-world darts champion John Boy Walton

Caring Miss England Is A&E Queen

MISS England has been working hard to help save lives on the NHS frontline.

Carr: My Sudden Passion For Birdies

Comic: One of them seems to like me too

SAS: Don't You Dare!

Troopers face ‘fine’ for watching TV hit

‘I've Been Doing Zoom Calls In My Bikini!'

Love Island’s India Reynolds on partying her way through lockdown and dating following her split from Ovie Soko...

‘I Can't Wait To Go To The Pub!'

Soap star Natalie Ann Jamieson chats running, karaoke and why she misses a nice, cold pint