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NET PROBES DISGRACED BEAUTY PAGEANTS!

THE CW says it will investigate the beleaguered Miss USA and Miss Teen USA beauty pageants before deciding whether to roll out the red carpet for them on the airwaves this summer!

DEMONIC DIDDY'S GOOSE IS COOKED

Hotel video captures vile attack on lover

JOHN MAYER WINS ANDY'S LOVE AGAIN

STARRY-EYED Andy Cohen was all hearts and flowers as he swooned over a mash note his BFF John Mayer wrote to stop nosy parkers from speculating over whether the two BFFs are having sex!

NASCAR RACERS SLUG IT OUT AFTER CRASH!

Stenhouse & Busch swap nasty digs and punches

CROCODILE TEARS!

Pet owner & bestie heartsick after seized gator moves to Texas

COUGAR CHASES FAMILY FELINE!

Kitty uses up its ninth life

UNBEARABLE TRAGEDY

Blood-crazed bruin kills Chihuahua & attacks another dog

ELVIS' GRANDDAUGHTER FIGHTS FOR GRACELAND!

Forgery scandal as lender claims his child Lisa Marie mortgaged estate

COP SCALPED IN BIZARRE BITE ATTACK

NUMBSKULL James Michael Anderson chowed down on a cop’s cranium in Florida — biting the lawman “so severely” he exposed the victim’s bone and caused “permanent disfigurement,” according to an arrest affidavit.

JUDGE BUSTED IN DRIVE-BY SHOOTINGS!

Accused of pumping hot lead into parked cars & brother-in-law's house

RETIRED GENERAL ARRESTED AS KIDDIE RAPIST!

SCANDAL-scarred hero Mike Houston McClendon was once flying high in the U.S. Air Force — but the retired brigadier general has seen his reputation nosedive after being arrested for allegedly raping a minor!

REALITY BELLE DUI ARREST AFTER CRASH

SOUSED Southern Charm alum Kathryn Dennis was blitzed behind the wheel when she was involved in a three-car collision in South Carolina, lawmen say.

SPEARS CLAN FISHING TO WIN BRITNEY BACK!

Plan to lure songbird away from toxic L.A.

PLAYING HOUSE!

Love rat Rep dumps wife & seven kids for rotunda romp!

HOME ALONE CROOK SOAKS BIESEOT TRUMP

SLY Daniel Stern managed to pull a fast one on notorious tightwad Donald Trump while shooting Home Alone 2: Lost in New York!

LOPEZ BLAMING CODDLED HUBBY'S PROTECTIVE MOM

JENNIFER LOPEZ starred in the flick Monster-in-Law and sources say she’s now blaming her real-life mother-in-law as the villain behind her crumbling marriage to Ben Affleck.

BEN'S BRUTAL LOVE TRIANGLE

Caught between wife J.Lo and baby mom Garner

KELLY'S PAYING TERRIBLE TOLL FOR WEIGHT LOSS

Mind seems fuzzy after losing 60 lbs. with diet drug

KING IS RICHER THAN HIS LATE MOM!

MONEY magnet King Charles is mega-wealthy, with $770 million in his coffers — and that’s over $300 million more than his mother, the late Queen Elizabeth II, ever had in HER checking account!

SUSSEX SCHEMES GET WILLIAM & KATE'S GOAT

Chasing cash as royal kin fight cancer

DANNY TOO SCARED TO BEG RHEA TO TAKE HIM BACK!

WIMPY Danny DeVito is still “drunk in love” with Rhea Perlman, his on-again, off-again wife of 42 years, but he’s too chicken to ask to get back together — even though pals are pleading with him to stop being such a coward.

ZAC BROWN DIVORCE GETS NASTY

Married only four months!

SALMA USING GHOSTBUSTER TO EXORCISE OLD MANSION!

Movie vampire & family haunted by 20 grim spirits

KELLY CONFESSES USING DIET DRUG TO GET SKINNY

Originally told fans weight loss was from walking

BIG WHEEL VANNA IN CATBIRD SEAT!

Game show bosses warn new host Ryan not to tick her off

I SURVIVED A SHARK FEEDING FRENZY!

Fisherman's own tale of pure terror

KRIS JENNER CANCER TERROR

Reality TV clan in turmoil after doctors discover tumor and cyst

BEACH BOY BRIAN IS TOTAL TRAIN WRECK!

Judge puts addled rock icon into conservatorship

CASH CRUNCH FOR CROCODILE KIDS!

Steve Irwin’s brood peddling new reality show to raise dough

THE MORNING FOE!

Competing shows bring out the worst in Aniston & SJP