GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

Baby machine Nick insures manhood for $10 million

HAIR PLUGS ALWAYS ON WILLIE'S MIND!

COUNTRY headcase Willie Nelson's famous locks are getting as scraggly as tumbleweeds, so sources say he's gearing up to get some hair plugs!

PUTTIN' ON THE DOG!

Lego lady builds palaces plastic for her pooches

CHEATING POLITICIANS GET FRISKY SOUTH OF THE BORDER!

Married lovebirds fly Capitol coop fór Mexico fun

BALDWIN SCORES REALITY TV DEAL!

Looking to stay out of poorhouse as legal bills skyrocket

ROYALS HOLD BREATH FOR KATE'S COMEBACK

Fear monarchy won't survive without William's brave wife

JILTED J.LO BEGS BEN TO COME BACK!

Sneaky moves aim to shore up Bennifer brand

MMA ACTOR TUCKER PLAYS REAL-LIFE HERO!

TOUGH guy Jonathan Tucker played a hard-as-nails MMA fighter on the TV show Kingdom and now he has proven he can act like a hero in real life!

RYAN COOKING UP CELEB CHEF GIG!

RESTLESS Ryan Seacrest is already one of the busiest guys on TV, but now the workaholic is looking to become king of the celebrity kitchen and topple the likes of Bobby Flay and Rachael Ray, sources squeal!

CRUISE & GAGA CHEMISTRY SET!

Tom's wooing singer away from boiling Bradley

ALAN JACKSON'S BRAVE CONCERT COMEBACK!

GUTSY Alan Jackson is fighting off his crippling condition to hit the road again!

CARRIE'S FACE FAIL!

Pals fret she's falling too hard for nin/tucks

BIEBER'S BABY BLUES!

SINGER Justin Bieber is a bundle of nerves as the expectant papa awaits the birth of his first child with wife Hailey, according to sources who squeal the pregnant model is soothing her spouse while easing her own jitters by confiding in her mother, Kennya, and her cousin Ireland Baldwin!

FEARS TIGER IS TANKED!

A SHOCKING video showing a glassy-eyed Tiger Woods seeming to slur his words has sparked new fears for the hobbled golf legend's well-being!

DIDDY CASHES OUT!

Sells stake in own media biz amid scandals

REALITY BIG COHEN FIGHTING TO SAVE CAREER!

Housewives scandals threaten Bravo boss

BRAD FEATHERS NEST WITH INES

Ready for marriage, baby - the works!

HITLER'S YACHT SUNK OFF MIAMI

Holocaust survivors settle grim grudge

SOAP STAR DIES A HERO!

Killed in the act of protecting gal from armed thugs

HADDISH SLAMS LOVE-RAT EX!

Comic fears BFF Hudson will find nothing in Common

BACK DOOR BEAR AMBUSHES TEEN!

Critter sneaks into cabin as kid watches TV

BIKERS BAGGED FOR BUSTING MY IAN'S CHOPS!

COPS busted two motorcycle thugs they say attacked actor lan Ziering on New Year's Eve despite video evidence that the hotheaded Beverly Hills, 90210 actor may have ignited the brawl by throwing the first punch!

CHINA SPYING AT BOTTOM OF THE SEA!

Stealing corporate & govt secrets by tapping into cables

PENTAGON SNUBBING VETS EXPOSED TO A-BOMB TESTS!

They claim top-secret experiments left them riddled with tumors

BLOOD TEST FINDS FUTURE CANCER!

GROUNDBREAKING research has revealed a simple blood test can detect cancer seven years earlier than currently possible! Scientists at the U.K.'s University of Oxford say their discovery could help identify people who are at high risk of developing cancer so better strategies for prevention and treatment are developed.

GLORY DAYS OVER FOR SPRINGSTEEN!

Age & illness rob the Boss of his voice

LITTLE BOY, 6, HAS BIG HEART

Gives toys to tornado victims

NOT SO PRETTY IN PINK!

How teen star Molly kept predators at bay

REBA IS VOICE'S LAST BEST HOPE!

Beats out rival judges in bid to boost ratings

NO-NOOKY NIGHTMARE FOR J.LO & BATMAN!

How Bennifer went from sizzle to fizzle