ROYAL FLUSH!

Queen's Deacon trashes band but cashes the checks

DEPP RATTLED BY SKELETONS IN CLOSET!

Fudged facts about family to beat Amber

GAGA DUDE'S A DUD!

Pals protest he's dragging her into the shallows

BRITNEY CHOOSES SONS OVER SEX!

MAN-challenged Britney Spears bounced out of her rebound romance with her felonious former housekeeper in her ongoing bid to reconcile with her estranged sons, say sources.

MORE GALS TAKE AIM AT WILDMAN WEINSTEIN

DISGRACED Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein may have had his New York conviction for rape overturned on a technicality, but even more women are lining up to accuse the sex fiend of assaulting them!

SHARON STICKS UP FOR SEX PEST KEVIN!

Claims he's shunned for being homosexual, NOT for groping guys

I WAS MAULED BY JACKSON'S CHIMP

Little girl relives Bubbles' brutal, bloody betrayal

KANYE OUTFOXED BY LESBIAN JULIA!

MACHO rapper Kanye West’s former galpal Julia Fox has come out as a full-fledged lesbian — and insiders dish the shocking revelation may drive the bipolar performer over the edge!

BOTH JENS KICK AFFLECK TO CURB!

Garner's guy leans on her to shun toxic ex

TAYLOR TACKLES JULIA!

Pretty Woman caught getting handsy with Kelce

PRETTY BOYS TOM & BRAD GETTING UGLY!

Turf war as Pitt films new flick in Cruise's town

HARRY BLAMES EVIL STEPMOM CAMILLA FOR PALACE MALICE

But royal insiders insist feud is all Meghan's fault

AI BLOOD TEST SNIFFS OUT PARKINSON'S!

A SIMPLE blood test using artificial intelligence is able to detect Parkinson’s disease seven years before the onset of debilitating symptoms — and promises to be a groundbreaker for patients suffering from the devastating disease!

GWEN & REBA CAGE! MATCH!

Rival Voice coaches ready to rumble over who's on top

KELLY CRUSHES ON COSTNER!

He's the perfect man for her if she can just convince him!

TAYLOR'S FAIRYTALE WEDDING REVEALED!

Marrying Travis in England with prince and Tom Cruise attending nuptials

MATT'S INTERVENTION TO SAVE PAL FROM BAD NEWS DIVA

DISTRESSED Matt Damon fears recovering boozer Ben Affleck may fall off the wagon amid his crumbling two-year marriage to Jennifer Lopez, say sources who snitch the frantic filmmaker is pulling together his Batman buddy’s nearest and dearest to stage an intervention!

JENNY FROM BLOCK OUT FOR BLOOD!

Bitter breakup will cost Ben big bucks

JUDGE CALLS OUT SHAMELESS HARRY!

Accuses prince of deliberately destroying damning evidence in explosive lawsuit

GILBERT S GANJA HABIT MAKES HASH OF THINGS!

REEFER-mad Brantley Gilbert is blowing off pals’ cautions his passion for cannabis will cause his career to go up in smoke, spies claim. The country star, 39, who co-wrote Jason Aldean’s hits My Kinda Party and Dirt Road Anthem as well as his own chart-toppers, previously beat addictions to booze and pills.

WILL PROPS UP BAD BOY MARTIN!

Concerned co-star is angel on shoulder of faltering comic

TRIES GWYNETH TO FLUSH OUT PARTY POOPER!

Shindig goes down toilet after guest soils sheets

DONALD FONDA JANE TILL THE BITTER END!

Klute star in a lather over steamy affair to his dying day

CANNIBAL CHEF SERVED BOY BURGERS AT BARBECUES!

Cops decipher odd cookbook

JESSICA'S SWAN SONG!

Pressure rises as overwhelmed pop princess tries to get back on top

COSTNER ON THE BRINK!

Career & love life on the line as pals fear secret breakdown

CRUISE SWIFTLY GOES FOR TAYLOR!

Friendship with golden couple is royal jewel in his Scientology crown

SOFIA'S BOOSTER SEAT!

Colombian cutie sports Brazilian-type buttocks

FITNESS FREAKS KATY & ORLANDO TURN BODY BORES!

All abs & no play as they seek health nirvana

CHER GOING BALD!

Wigs out over trying to hide scalp beneath hairpieces