PETE'S PALS FEAR REEFER MADNESS!

POTHEAD Pete Davidson can joke all he wants about his past drug problems, but his friends worry his sobriety will go up in smoke!

CELINE'S INSPIRING! OLYMPIC COMEBACK

New hope for tragic singer

CHINA BUYING UP LAND BY U.S. MILITARY BASES!

Fears Beijing is turning farms into spy nests

AMY REFUSES TO GO IT ALONE!

GMA cheater Amy Robach, 51, insists on standing by her man, 47-year-old T.J.

EPSTEIN DEATH VIDEO FOUND!

But feds are still stonewalling 5 years after prison nightmare

BRAD & ANGIE PLAY BLAME GAME AFTER SON IS HOSPITALIZED

Helmetless Pax, 20, suffered head injury in e-bike accident

SPACEY SPIRALS!

Loses home & hope as scandals crush him

DOLLY DINGS BILLY RAY!

Warns him to get his rage under wraps

DUGGAR KIDS DISS MOM & DAD

REALITY TV's Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, the prolific parents from TLC's 19 Kids and Counting, recently marked their 40th wedding anniversary-without public congratulations from any of their offspring as insiders snitch the fractured family's rift continues to grow!

FACTS OF STRIFE!

Mindy backstabbed over series reboot

OUSTED CAMRYN GIVES MAURA HER BLESSING! M

LONGTIME Law & Order fans are excited TV fan favorite Maura Tierney is joining the crime drama and the actor she's replacing isn't holding a grudge about the switch!

LILY CLOBBERS LEECH CORDEN!

SINGER Lily Allen has slammed former late-night gabber James Corden for having been a pathetic, buttkissing toady before he hit the big time!

RITTER STILL HAUNTING HIS FAMILY!

Wife & transgender kid can't let go of tragedy

STUD FINDER SOFIA FLAUNTS NEW LOVE

Discovers more magic after Mike

CHIMPANZEES TALK WITH THEIR HANDS JUST LIKE HUMANS!

They even have regional dialects

BREAKTHROUGH! GENE THERAPY ENDS DEAFNESS

AMIRACLE gene therapy has reversed hearing loss in children born with total deafness!

NEW CHINA BIOWEAPON THREATENING GLOBE!

Killer fungus escapes lab just like COVID-19

BAD BOTOX TURNS POL INTO DOORMAT!

Gaetz is a laughingstock over freaky New face

BOB NEWHART'S LONELY LAST DAYS

BELOVED TV icon Bob Newhart died lonely and brokenhearted last month at age 94, still reeling from the loss of Ginnie, his wife of 60 years, and his best friend, Don Rickles.

AMY & TJ CHASE NEW GMA GLORY

SCANDAL-scarred Good Morning America main squeezes Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes are desperate to get back on the air and reclaim their star status, sources tell The National ENQUIRER.

MARY LOU RETTON, 56: I'M LUCKY TO BE ALIVE!

How Olympic golden girl survived shocking lung crisis

SIMPSON SISTERS HIT SOUR NOTE!

Rivalry explodes as they plot dueling musical comebacks

MEGHAN'S TOASTI IF WINE BIZ FLOPS!

Leaky new venture dooms duchess

BRAD'S LOVER AIMING TO MAKE PEACE WITH VENGEFUL ANGIE

AS BRAD PITT and exwife Angelina Jolie continue to battle viciously more than four years after their divorce was settled, sources say the hunk’s fed-up fiancéein-waiting Ines de Ramon is determined to play mediator to end the fighting that is tearing their lives apart!

MADONNA NEPO BABY IS GOING HUNGRY!

Boasts about surviving on mean streets

ELTON INCITES PUBLIC PEE FAD!

Store owner whines conycas are urina HI in his trendy shop

Ozzy vs Britney HOLLYWOOD PICKS SIDES!

Oshourne started fight but Spears __ Intends to finish things FAST!

DUKES STAR JOHN MARRIES IN BACK SEAT OF CADDY!

Learning to love again with Sorvino's widow

SELLECK'S FAT IS IN THE FIRE

Traumatized Tom packs on 150 lbs after losing show

OLD JOE WON'T LAST FOUR MORE YEARS!

Shocking reason Biden quit presidential race