TV'S ODDEST NEW COUPLE!

Cuomo & O’Reilly form tag team in desperate bid to return to big time

BITTER LEMON WANTS NEW SLICE OF CNN PIE!

DISGRACED Don Lemon was unceremoniously fired by CNN honchos, but he’s looking to make a comeback now that the network’s beleaguered CEO Chris Licht has been canned, too, say sources.

SCHUMER SHAMES BALDWIN BRIDE

Brands baby-machine Hilaria loco for faking Spanish accent

KITCHEN STINK!

Rival chefs choke on news of Selena’s fresh food shows

CELIBATE TRAVOLTA’S FEVER BREAKS!

Grease legend ready to date after losing his wife Kelly

BALDWIN BEGS: NO MORE BABIES!

Raising 7 tots with Hilaria has him rattled

ARNIE'S TRUE LIES!

Reveals how he exploded marriage over love child with housekeeper

FATHERHOOD AT 83 FREAKS PAPA PACINO!

ODDFATHER Al Pacino is so rattled by becoming a dad again at 83 and losing his bachelor lifestyle to diaper duty, he’s pulling away from his once close confidants, sources spill

PARANOID HARRY HAS DADDY ISSUE!

Believed King Charles wasn’t his father and palace was plotting to oust him from family!

NEW RAPE CLAIM FOR CREEP COSBY!

DELUSIONAL sex fiend Bill Cosby’s pipe dream of resurrecting his shattered career took a nosedive when yet another rape allegation was leveled against him, showbiz insiders say

BLACK SWAN SONG!

Natalie’s fleeing Tinseltown with cheating hubby

HARRISON REFUSES TO LIE ON COUCH!

HARRISON FORD admits his wife, Calista Flockhart, desperately wants the Star Wars hunk to go into therapy — but he refuses to see a shrink because he’s already accepted his own “flaws and failures!”

J.LO COURTS BEN'S EX TO SAVE MARRIAGE

ANXIOUS Jennifer Lopez is pulling out all the stops to keep her marriage to Batman Ben Affleck solid — including buttering up his ex Jennifer Garner to make her an ally

BRUTAL BLAKE'S NEEDLES STICK IN ADAM'S CRAW!

Reignites their festering feud

BILLY JOEL'S MOVIN' OUT!

Drops mic on longtime gig amid fears he’s drowning in pain!

EMINEM: THE REAL LONELY SLIM SHADY!

DESPITE worldwide fame and a bulging bank account, rap icon Eminem is a lonely man with no women in his life!

TEARFUL TAYLOR SWIFTLY BOOTS SLEAZY HEALY!

Rebound fling lasted just eight weeks

JASON & OLIVIA IN PEACE TALKS

BICKERING exes Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde are finally calling a truce in their bitter three-year custody war, insiders say

TUCKER'S TOXIC TWITTER SPILL!

OUT-FOXED Tucker Carlson debuted his new Twitter show after getting booted from his daily throne on primetime cable and used his ten-minute clip to slam the West’s support for Ukraine, praise Russian warmonger Vladimir Putin, smack his former employer and warn everyone to pay more attention to the threat of UFOs!

LISA LING GETS LAST LAUGH

LONGTIME CNN star Lisa Ling inked a brand-new deal with CBS News, leaving her TV home of nine years in the dust — and insiders snitch the respected journalist’s departure from the floundering network is another black mark on the brief tenure of ousted CEO Chris Licht!

OFF WITH HIS TALKING HEAD!

CNN boss fired after PR blunder & ratings collapse

KELLY TRANCES OUT!

Tries hypnosis to boot ex from brain

PETE BITES PETA IN DIRTY DOG FIGHT!

A RABID-sounding Pete Davidson unleashed an expletive-laced tirade in a voicemail message to a People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) exec after she criticized him for buying a puppy from a pet store rather than adopting a doggy from a shelter!

MIRACLE IN THE MAKING!

Saintly nun's body found preserved 4 years after death

ROYALS ROOTING FOR HARRY SPLIT!

Want him to come home without wife!

THE END OF SCIENTOLOGY?

Danny Masterson rape conviction is bad news for church

HOLLYWOOD HOTSHOTS CAUGHT IN EPSTEIN WEB!

Perv’s oan liaries EXPOS celeb playmates

THE ODDFATHERS!

NEWS that oldster Al Pacino is having a baby at 83 struck many people as a miracle — but to the star, it was another way for him to beat out rival Robert De Niro, insiders tattle!

NASA MOONS PENTAGON COVER-UP!

NASA eggheads assigned the job of explaining the growing number of UFO encounters say they’re being stymied by Pentagon brass who refuse to turn over the vital classified data needed to make informed scientific conclusions!

GIANT UFO MONITORS U.S. MILITARY BASE!

Analysts insist aliens are among us & watching our every move