BIDEN CAUGHT IN BLACKMAIL TRAP!

China has evidence to blow Joe to bits!

U.S.ARMY STOLE CRASHED UFO FROM MUSSOLINI!!

Spacecraft found in Italy predated Roswell by 14 years

CRUISE GETS HANDSY WITH MARRIED GAL!

MEGASTAR Tom Cruise put on an embarrassing display at the Rome premiere of Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One by fawning over his happily married co-star Rebecca Ferguson, stunned eyewitnesses say.

FEARS SICKLY TWAIN IS TICKING TIME BOMB!

SUPERSTAR Shania Twain recently took a nasty onstage spill in Chicago during her 76-date concert tour, sparking fears the songbird is still suffering from the crippling effects of Lyme disease!

CHEEKY KATE PLUMPS UP THE VOLUME

ALARMED fans are going NUTS over chipmunk-cheeked Kate Hudson’s oddly puffy new face!

DE NIRO’S DARKEST DAYS

ODDFATHER DROWNING IN DIAPERS & LAWSUITS

SEVENTH HEAVEN CHILD MOLESTER ESCAPES HELL!

Contrite Collins lives under radar

SENATOR JEN READY TO RUN!

AMBITIOUS Jennifer Garner has been quietly exploring a move into full-time politics — and sources insist she’s taking positive steps to put her daring plan into action!

J.LO'S NO-BRO POLICY!

Pushy princess comes between Ben & Matt

TITANIC SUB SABOTAGED BY CHEAP PARTS & BAD DESIGN

Dive company exec’s brazen corner-cutting led to 5 deaths

DOWN TO THE BONE!

New fears as George’s wife wastes away

MADONNA'S DYING TO STAY YOUNG!

Vanity brought 64-year-old to brink of death

ADELE TURNS ON FANS: TRY ME & I'LL KILL YOU!

BRIT pop princess Adele has a word of caution for concertgoers who injure artists by hurling items at them onstage — just try me!

STAR BORES!

Ford ready to ditch bullwhip and career after Indy Jones flop

COSTNER & WIFE PLAY MONEYBALL!

She’s threatening to make prenup public while paying lawyers on Kev’s credit card!

POOR LITTLE AMBER'S TACKY CASH GRAB!

CASH-STRAPPED Amber Heard is pouring on the charm to anyone who’ll take her calls — because the Aquaman beauty is desperate to land lucrative deals to keep herself financially afloat, tipsters tattle.

TOTAL MAKEOVER IS LATEST WRINKLE FOR BIG WHEEL RYAN

No expense spared in retool for new gig

TRASHY TAYLOR STAINS HER CRED!

POP princess Taylor Swift is trashing her reputation in New York City by allowing heaps of garbage to pile up outside her pricey pad, sources dish.

HEATHER IS ON THE EDGE!

Bizarre public breakdown worries pals

VANNA BETRAYED!

Seacrest crowned Wheel's host as loyal letter-turner waited in the wings

THREE-PEAT!

Reclusive sitcom idol Joyce DeWitt shines in music vid

PUTIN IS ON HIS DEATHBED!

Kremlin kingpin losing secret war with cancer and ruthless enemies

MEATBALLS! MURRAY TOO FLESHY FOR KELIS

BLOATED Bill Murray is hungry for love with cutie Kelis - but the funnyman's flabby man boobs aren't impressing the sexpot singer, tipsters dish.

PRISCILLA WON'T SPEND ETERNITY WITH ELVIS!

NEW Presley estate boss Riley Keough gave grandma Priscilla a stack of cash in a trust settlement but shot down her dreams of being buried next to Elvis at Graceland, sources say.

HARRY & MEGHAN:  FEELING THE PINCH!

Cash crunch could force them to crawl back to king!

HIV CHARLIE: MY DEMENTIA NIGHTMARE!

Sheen blames virus meds for addling brain

AVRIL'S BLINGTASTIC BREAKUP!

Keeps $80K bauble after tossing Tyga

BRITNEY PAYS SAM BIG BUCKS TO STAY!

Signs off on his demands to keep marriage afloat

LIVID SJP LIVING IN KIM'S SHADOW!

Cattrall grabs the glory as rival does all the work

SCIENTOLOGY SHAMED!

Newly unsealed court papers bare child sex charges & cover-up claims