MAD BRAD WANTS WINE PARTNER TO BE TOAST!

Aims to oust oligarch who bought Angie out

HARRY & MEGHAN ARE AT THE CROSSROADS!

Trial separation as prince pursues peace & Meghan chases stardom

HANDS-ON ELLEN WON'T HANG UP HER SCRUBS!

MEDDLING Ellen Pompeo may have cut down her onscreen Grey’s Anatomy performances to occasional cameos, but behind the scenes she’s still throwing her weight around as a nitpicking consultant, insiders grumble.

J.LO'S GOING BALD!

Hair today, gone tomorrow as extensions & updo’s tear out what’s left

KIM PROVES YOU CAN'T TRUST YOUR EYES!

Reality diva isn’t a natural beauty!

SUPERBAD JONAH!

Mental health pros say troubled texts show lady problems

RABID DOG PUTS THE BITE ON GAYS!

Rants about saving sissies from Satan!

COSTNER EX GETS BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM HIS FRIENDS!

TV cowboy Kevin Costner is fighting tooth and nail with wife Christine over her money demands and their prenup, but the former handbag designer’s gotten support from some of his onetime Hollywood pals — including Sandra Bullock and Matthew McConaughey, spies dish.

PALS PUNT KIM FOR FLIP-FLOP ON DIVORCE!

FICKLE Kim Zolciak has sacked her bitter divorce battle with retired football pro Kroy Biermann — and sources snitch peeved pals are disgusted by The Real Housewives of Atlanta star’s flip-flopping behavior and drama queen antics!

WOKE SEACREST IS WHEEL NIGHTMARE!

Staffers fear metrosexual will scare off longtime fans

SLAP DASH!

Broken Britney runs for cover after public humiliation

GOSSIP GIRLS!

Selena & Taylor’s tittle-tattle rattles friends & foes alike

JELLY'S ON A ROLL!

Credits hooker wife Bunnie for hopping to his defense!

BIONIC PANCREAS PUMPS NEW LIFE INTO DIABETES PATIENTS!

AN INNOVATIVE bionic pancreas has been approved by the FDA for type 1 diabetes (T1D) patients aged six and older, and the life-changing system eliminates the need for manual injections of insulin multiple times a day, experts say.

BIDEN CAUGHT IN BLACKMAIL TRAP!

China has evidence to blow Joe to bits!

U.S.ARMY STOLE CRASHED UFO FROM MUSSOLINI!!

Spacecraft found in Italy predated Roswell by 14 years

CRUISE GETS HANDSY WITH MARRIED GAL!

MEGASTAR Tom Cruise put on an embarrassing display at the Rome premiere of Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One by fawning over his happily married co-star Rebecca Ferguson, stunned eyewitnesses say.

FEARS SICKLY TWAIN IS TICKING TIME BOMB!

SUPERSTAR Shania Twain recently took a nasty onstage spill in Chicago during her 76-date concert tour, sparking fears the songbird is still suffering from the crippling effects of Lyme disease!

CHEEKY KATE PLUMPS UP THE VOLUME

ALARMED fans are going NUTS over chipmunk-cheeked Kate Hudson’s oddly puffy new face!

DE NIRO’S DARKEST DAYS

ODDFATHER DROWNING IN DIAPERS & LAWSUITS

SEVENTH HEAVEN CHILD MOLESTER ESCAPES HELL!

Contrite Collins lives under radar

SENATOR JEN READY TO RUN!

AMBITIOUS Jennifer Garner has been quietly exploring a move into full-time politics — and sources insist she’s taking positive steps to put her daring plan into action!

J.LO'S NO-BRO POLICY!

Pushy princess comes between Ben & Matt

TITANIC SUB SABOTAGED BY CHEAP PARTS & BAD DESIGN

Dive company exec’s brazen corner-cutting led to 5 deaths

DOWN TO THE BONE!

New fears as George’s wife wastes away

MADONNA'S DYING TO STAY YOUNG!

Vanity brought 64-year-old to brink of death

ADELE TURNS ON FANS: TRY ME & I'LL KILL YOU!

BRIT pop princess Adele has a word of caution for concertgoers who injure artists by hurling items at them onstage — just try me!

STAR BORES!

Ford ready to ditch bullwhip and career after Indy Jones flop

COSTNER & WIFE PLAY MONEYBALL!

She’s threatening to make prenup public while paying lawyers on Kev’s credit card!

POOR LITTLE AMBER'S TACKY CASH GRAB!

CASH-STRAPPED Amber Heard is pouring on the charm to anyone who’ll take her calls — because the Aquaman beauty is desperate to land lucrative deals to keep herself financially afloat, tipsters tattle.