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Even Fido thinks you're a wazzock

DOGS TAKE SIDES IN FAMILY BUST-UPS

BITTER PILL

'Beer fans have worse diet than plonk drinkers'

Robbie: I Take responsibility

ROBBIE Williams hit back at his old group's ex-manager over his past drug taking.

Smart phones are boring OFFICIAL

SCROLL LOAD OF TEDIUM

BURGER OFF

Meat swapped for sea lettuce

ROCKETMAN TO STOP BLAST OFF

Bezos forks out £7m to save us from farting cows

SUMMIT DOESN'T ADD UP!

PM sends 470 to COP29

'LOADED' DON PALS

DONALD Trump cosied up to the world's richest men in the \"most loaded moment\" in sports history.

It's Vladi freezing!

UK COLDER THAN MOSCOW

COLEEN: IT WASN'T LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

COLEEN Rooney says it wasn't love at first sight with hubby Wayne.

Celebs: Yeti out of here!

Big beast is on rampage by Oz camp

Veggie Jez creeping around in his pants

HEALTHIER LIFESTYLE IS KILLING CLARKSON

TAKE A HIKE

Bills set to rise £300 next year

RUBEN'S SO REVVED UP

United triumphs and tragedy inspire Amorim

RED ROSES CAN FINALLY BLOOM

JAMIE GEORGE has told his England side to get ready for sporting war in today's grudge clash with South Africa.

ROZNER'S ROARING

FRANCE'S Antoine Rozner claimed the halfway lead in the DP World Tour Championship after Rory Mcllroy failed to build on a flying start in Dubai.

LAND A HAYE MAKER

Billam-Smith's out to unify division just like David did

DOOM MONGERS TO DIE YOUNGER

Cynical approach unhealthy

TV Jamie gets egg on his face

'PATRONISING' BOIL GUIDE BLASTED

SPIDERS ARE TOP TERROR

Brits creeped-out by eight-legged critters

Load of rubbish

FURY AT PLAN TO COLLECT BINS EVERY FOUR WEEKS

DAVINA’S BRAIN OP ON TUMOUR

'Star is recovering' after ordeal

All fun of the fur

MUTTS & MOGS ARE KEEPING US ALL HAPPY

Jungle can't be worse than sex tape hell

'THERAPY' FOR TU

BEAR FACED LIARS

Car insurance scams of animal-suit gang

TIGER KING JOE: GIZZA JOB, DON

Jailed zookeeper wants pardon

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WE MISSED DEADPOOL'S FORTUNE BY ONE LETTER

No10 SORRY OVER BOOZY DIWALI PARTY

Meat also laid on at Hindu bash

ETIHAD TO GO

City departure helped set Shea on his way

IRON MIKE DROP

Ageing Tyson heads for defeat