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YO HO NO!

Shortages of Xmas gifts on way as U.S port workers strike

Burkha off! Taliban deny they're sexist

\"WOMEN BAN STORM ABSURD'

Weeping Balls!

ED: SOUND OF MUSIC MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME I SEE IT..

MUSK IN RAGE AT PM SNUB

Not invited to big biz summit

Maddie bombshell

SUSPECT TOLD CELLMATE HE ABDUCTED GIRL IN ALGARVE'

Killer hornets

WOMAN, 77 DEAD AFTER BUGS ATTACK

Nunes: I can fill Rodri void

MATHEUS NUNES says he can help fill the huge void left at Manchester City by Rodri's knee injury.

COOPER TO FACE FLAK HEAD ON

STEVE COOPER said he will meet any criticism head on after outlining his desperation to make Leicester a success.

GREENARD READY FOR 'BLOODBATH'

MINNESOTA VIKINGS are the shock early season contenders - just one of the reasons linebacker Jonathan Greenard is predicting a \"bloodbath\" when they face bitter rivals Green Bay Packers on Sunday.

LAKE SUPERIOR

O'Brien expects fast show by filly

G'DAY HEATHCLIFF..HOW'S THE SHEILA?

Aussie pair to star in Brontë classic

WOMEN DRIVEN BY CALL OF WILD

A THELMA & Louise-style road trip, getting a tattoo and doing pole dancing are what women over 40 want.

MINE'S A SLOW GIN

Pet is pub regular

FREEZE YER NUTS CONKERS STORM

Top competition bosses hit back at 'cheating' claims

CANOE BRIT: MY HIPPOS HORROR

Beast mauled then tried to drown tourist

Pong the oche

JAMES: I'M NOT A TRUMP MACHINE

BRITS TRAPPED IN BEIRUT HELL

Left stranded as 'flights cancelled'

JAGGER PAINTS IT BAA BAA BLACK!

Singer turns shepherd

Keir made a real fuel of himself

CUTS VOTE DEFEAT

LEARNED FRIENDS

Past experience taught us how to survive pressure says Arteta

SNIFF A COW

Experts say dirty farm air offers health kick

DOKU EASES PEP SPIRITS

Early strike is the perfect tonic for boss

Enzo's £50m back-up plan

NKUNKU IS A REAL TREBLE MAKER

HAUNTING HARRY

Skipper Brook's thrilling ton spooks the Aussies

SHARK ATTACK

Hanlon says imminent ban could end his career

Taking the risk

WE'RE HAPPY TO CHANCE A DODGY DISH

Funny, clever & charming, That's Chris

HOST SERLE DIES AT 81

GET YOUR MITTS OFF OUR RING

Iceland prawn warning

MICHELLE'S OFF TO HOLLYWOOD

Movie bigwigs swoop on star

Banger out of order

OAPS AND HECKLER PILE IN