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Baldies nick make-up to hide patches

WHAT'S WRONG WITH A COMBOVER, CHAPS?

Ricky Gerv rage

ROYALS & CELEBS FREEBIES BLASTED

ZOE: I WAKE UP IN AWFUL PAIN

Ball's suffering from jaw issue

USA not Shaun's Bez bet

UNHAPPY AMERICA - HAPPY Mondays blame Bez for never cracking America properly.

Really good friends

PETE AND JOWITA: WE ARE STRICTLY JUST PALS

Airline's 'green' ad ban

A GOOGLE advert for budget airline Wizz Air has been banned over its \"green\" credentials.

LET IT GO! SO SICK OF BEING FROZEN

Brits desperate to jet off or some winter sunshine

We shared 20cm air pocket for 30 hours

HELL ON SUNKEN EGYPTIAN YACHT

Ho no! Santa puts 2.4billion kids on the naughty step

RUDE NIPPERS TO BLAME FOR A CLAUS CRISIS

FASCINATING FACTS ABOUT OUR DIGITS Finger pointers

PEOPLE with longer ring fingers may be more prone to boozing, as the Daily Star revealed yesterday. It's down to them having more testosterone in their bodies, boffins have discovered. But what else can you discern from your digits? Here MEG JORSH gives you some pointers with her 15 fascinating finger facts...

YOU HUMILIATED MY WIFE.. SEE YA

Rod slams 'bully' Gregg

Nessie's a wave

SHOCK THEORY OF MONSTER HUNTER

HEART ATACK

Em: I fell in love with Beauty And Beast candlestick

VLAD SPIES 3 YRS IN UK

Passed secrets for cash, court told

YOU'RE TAKIN' THE MICHELE

Unai left to cry foul over keeper 'foul'

RASH 'N CARRY

I can lift Marcus back to his best says Ruben

FULL SPEED AHEAD DAN

Farke's fitting tribute to icon

BAZBALL ON THE LINE

Cook awaits a decisive year

FARM TAX WILL KILL BRIT HOPS

Changes 'death knell' for producers

OUR POTHELL

'Dismal' number of holes in roads

SHAUN LOST FOR WORDS

Ryder: I'll make lyrics up as I go

DAVINA'S 'OUT OF WOODS'

Telly star eyes return to work after brain op

KIM'S CRUSH ON TINY DEC

'He turned me down for jungle romp'

Pep scratch of the day

CITY BOSS APOLOGY FOR JOKE

LOVE ME LOO

Scrollers tick off their 'to do' list on the bog

Struggle with small details? Then there's a good chance you're a proper

BRAIN boffs have discovered a subtle trait which could reveal someone is a psycho.`

It's nice weather for ducks folks!

2 WEEKS OF RAIN IN DAY

FOR A GIANT LEAP MOON'S ESKIMO KIND

Plans to build lunar 'igloos'

I'll make schoolkids double top of class!

LUKE: LESSONS IN DARTS JUST ALL ADDS UP LUKE Littler reckons we should get more youngsters into darts in schools.

EX-PMS: ASSISTED DYING IS WRONG

Failures Bozo, Truss and May oppose bill so it'll probably_pass