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IRAN ATTACKS ISRAEL

IRAN fired more than 100 missiles at Israel as the Middle East teeters on the brink of an all-out war.

They drink it's all over

ERIK'S ASSEMBLED A £600M PUB TEAM... SIR JIM 'N CO MUST CALL LAST ORDERS

ROD JOB MAN

Stones: I can fill hole and be Pep's midfield rock

CLASH OF KINGS

Brothers ready to do battle in tasty semi

JOS IN GLOVE

Buttler set for Windies return behind stumps

PROBLEM SOLVED

Win bonus is big help to family man Chris

Ricky crocy horror

I'LL BUY A CASTLE .. & BE EATEN BY BEASTS IN MOAT

WILLY WINKA

Charlie scene's just the ticket for book fanatics

Young folk on money with pets

GEN Z and millennial pet owners are spending the most on their four-legged friends - forking out £936 a year.

CHEEKY SWAB'S A GRIM PEEKER

Mouth's answer to date with death

Keeper mauled to death

LION'S ZOO ATTACK

JELLYFISH ATTACK BRIT SWIMMERS

AN invasion of purple jellyfish off the UK coast has left swimmers being hospitalised with \"chemical burn\"-style injuries.

STRICTLY A WASTE OF TIME

AMANDA Abbington and Giovanni Pernice have both insisted they are thrilled with the BBC's report into their bullying scandal.

SANTA SLEIGHED BY HALLOWEEN

We love fright night more than Xmas

LABOUR'S £39BN SURPLUS

Tory says blackhole is fake

IN BEGINNING WAS THE NERD

'Bible proves the Matrix is real'

BIG LEAP FOR MANNKIND

Robins DOSS cals for VAR after ref gives Swans goal

CEK MATES

Reports in his homeland said Tomas was no longer a fan favourite but his equaliser sparked Hammers sing-song.

MEX FACTOR

Fired-up Fulham striker looking the Raul deal again.

POULTRY IN MOTION

Marcus eyes turkey dance repeat.

GEORGE ON FIRE

Williams keeps head to send Wolves through

FIT OF PIQUE

Shaun blasts moaners for lack of table manners

Trick in the book

BRITS LOVE UNREAD \"TOMES FOR HOMES'

I FOUGHT SHARK WITH 4IN KNIFE

Turning teeth into jewellery

Corrie Sue's close 'alien encounter

EERIE ET NOISE AFTER SURGERY

Pope's on the ropes

STUDENTS' BLAST ON WOMEN'S ROLE

BOY, 8, DEAD IN FARM SHOOTING

AN eight-year-old boy has died hours after being shot in the head and face.

KEIR WE GO

'The whopping true cost of PM footie freebies'

FARTING COWS TO SAVE THE PLANET

Manure boosts soil quality for tastier plants

Beckham red card for 'best pal' Gary

'NOT FAMOUS' NEV IS BENCHED