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Pong like a Trump

THE DONALD SELLING £150 'FIGHT' SCENT

LIVING HELL OF SYRIA'S SECRET JAILS

Desperate hunt for thousands

STOKES HAILS ENGLAND THE BRAVE

BEN STOKES praised his side's \"unbelievable bravery\" after England hammered New Zealand to claim an overdue away series win.

COLE LAYS DOWN CHIPS

Palmer's gamble makes Blues a good bet

WAIT FOR DAN NOT WORTH IT

DAN ASHWORTH spent almost as long on gardening leave, waiting to be appointed Manchester United's sporting director, as he did in the role itself.

O'NEIL: SIGNS ARE IMPROVING

GARY O'NEIL has admitted Wolves are short of Premier League know-how.

ANTONIO WORRY

Hammers' thoughts with car crash victim Michail

Ben loves a Root scoop

JOE'S TON IT AGAIN AS ENGLAND SEAL SERIES

Gannon eager to go again

GANNON is counting down the days to his first game back - after an enforced break of almost a year.

IT HAD TO BELEW

Hamilton shows he has still got the magic

Ready, steady, throw

HOST EMMA'S SOLID TRACK RECORD

WILLIE'S LAD THE MENE MAN AGAIN

ENERGUMENE roared into contention to reclaim his champion two-mile crown with a dazzling comeback at Cork yesterday.

CLINKING CATCHES CATFLAP BURGLAR

A PINT-sized thief who broke in through a catflap was caught when witnesses heard him struggling to get away with \"clinking\" wine bottles.

MONEY MONEY MONEY

Abba's gigs £1bn boost to UK's economy

Up clicks creek!

CAUGHT OUT BY TECH BLUNDERS

A ticket to meet new pal

CHATTY Brits make lasting friendships on the bus.

Mel's a Spice Ghoul

SPIRITUAL SINGER 'CAN LEAVE BODY'

SMELL STEP

Farty fears spark ban for sprouts

Prue-tiny on the Bounty!

PRUE Leith has revealed her guilty pleasure is the nation's most controversial chocolate - a Bounty.

COLEEN'S BIG JUNGLE WIN

TV offers roll in for 'down-to-earth'star

Pete is booted at last

PETE Wicks has finally been voted off Strictly.

Get yourself to hospital if you're having heart attack

AMBULANCES TOO STRETCHED

Be safe .. wear bubbly goggles

BOFF: PROTECT EYES FROM FLYING CORKS

BLAST CHRISTMAS

Festive fear of 70mph winds

SUPERDAN!

Ender Dyer: I'd love to fly like comic book hero

Moon's bowling blunder

KEITH Moon once turned himself into a human bowling ball and scored a strike.

CASH & CARRY

Looters raid president's palace and central bank.. grabbing boxes stuffed full of banknotes

LAMPS LIGHTS UP SKY BLUES

BEN SHEAF is hoping to benefit from a midfield masterclass from new Coventry boss Frank Lampard.

OWLS HAVE BOTTOM-ED OUT

PRESTON manager Paul Heckingbottom has angered Sheffield Wednesday fans by claiming they are no better than last season.

FLOG ON THE TYNE

Howe knows he must sell to buy