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Woo are you?

PETE'S ODD CHAT WITH DEER PAL

Clown Keir fees Starmergeddon

TUITION CAP HIKE £285 A YR

Richard & Snoozy

SLEEP IN SEPARATE BEDS COS OF WORK

TRUMPS WIN

Brits happy to kick up a stink and let one rip

Kemi rival left feeling Priti good

BUT JENRICK LOSES AGAIN

PARKER: TWIST OF FATE COST USI sky

Millwall get the better of Burnley at the Den as assistant ref's ankle injury proves a real turning point

WILL'S HEART OF GLAS

Hughes targets top-half finish after Guehi's late leveller

DESPERATE FOR A FIRST QUENCHER

Burgess frustrated as Tractor Boys are denied a win by Ayew's dance class in dying minutes

DOM FIRE FOR ANGE

Villa blown away by second-half sparklers

Raining champ

VERSTAPPEN CLOSES IN ON TITLE

I'VE DAD ENOUGH

Marler bows out of England duty to focus on family life

YOU BET WE GO WITH OUR GUTS

'Instinctive' gamblers on to a loser

£1M JACKPOT IS A LOTTO BREAD!

Win after going to shop for loaf

LUCAN 'MURDER PIPE REVEALED

Photo unveiled 50 years after nanny's killing A LEAD pipe allegedly used by Lord Lucan to murder his family nanny has been revealed 50 years after her death.

Queen Cam is saving lives..

TELLY SPOTLIGHT ON ABUSE WORK

SEX-MAD SPIDERS SIZE OF A HAND

Record breeding year celebrated after extinction fear

HEY GUYS..IT'S GONNA GET HOTTER

Bonfire is flaming for balmy Brits

Murderers!

SPANISH ROYALS PELTED WITH MUD OVER FLOODS

ANT & DEC LINE UP THE COL JOKES

ANT and Dec are lining up a string of Wagatha Christie jokes for Coleen Rooney's stint on I'm A Celebrity.

LEGAL BID OVER FUEL PAYMENT

Union demanding govt U-turn

CLIMATE CHANGE NEEDED

INEOS must create right environment for Amorim

HEAD BOY

Shaun hints he'd love to coach Leeds

Dissed by my kids!

BEN'S TOTS GLUED TO ¡PADS IN WORLD FINAL

HEAVY METTLE

Okolie in vow to wow among the big-hitters

HOMES UNDER THE HAMMER

Charity selling street for £1.6m

FOOTIE ACE IS FLOOD VICTIM

Clubs pay tribute to fallen star

Boxing legend's rumble in jungle

BARRY ONE OF SHOW'S BIG-HITTERS

FLYING PIG'S HOT TO TROT

Top Trump all White..

THE EXORSALTIST

Priest uses condiment to kill demons

A.I. is a load of rubbish

ARTIFICIAL intelligence is fuelling a huge surge in tech waste.