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JAN HAMMER BLOW AS CUP BID CRUSHED

AN EXTREMELY disappointed Aidan O'Brien will reroute Jan Brueghel to the Hong Kong Vase after the St Leger winner was ruled out of the Melbourne Cup having failed a pre-race veterinary check in Australia.

Lost city found by accident

'GOOGLE SEARCH UNEARTHS SITE'

SLEEPWORKING

WFH an excuse to get 40 winks

GEN Z SCREWED BY COWBOY BUILDERS

18-24s seen as 'easy pickings'

'Blackface' Ruud

PICS DELETED AFTER UNITED BREAK NEWS ON COACH

TALK TOUGH TO SEE OFF GHOSTS

And if that fails kick them in the ghoulies

Boffin claims brass bands are Southern

BIG BLOW FOR THE NORTH

PET HATES

Animals get grumpier as they mature

It's SIR Thicko to you

FOR SERVICES TO BEING A RIGHT USELESS WALLY

I AM NOT A NAZI..I'M THE OPPOSITE*

Trump blasts 'modern-day Hitler' claims

ANGEL LIAM'S LAST SONG

Payne track release

THE GREAT BRITISH FLAKE OFF

Brrr-ace yerself for snow

Aliens to rescue us

E.T WILL STOP NUKES

Magic Moment won me million

SUPER SALAH'S GOAL IS A GAME CHANGER FOR LEE

SOUTHPORT 'KNIFEMAN' TERROR RAP

THE teenager accused of stabbing three girls to death in Southport has been charged with possessing terrorist material and producing poison ricin.

NAME OF THE GAME

Toon stars must lead by example

WOOD WORK

Tormentor Chris tees off at Foxes

RUMBLE TO REMEMBER

Rope-a-dope tied to greatness

LEWIS' RULE OF DUMB

Max has exploited track loopholes

Urdu through the grapevine

SAJID CLAIMS HE FOOLED SPIN STARS WITH CHAT

OFF ME 'EAD SON

Frank's image used by gangs in drugs deals

You want ketchup with plait

SAUCY WAY TO IMPROVE HAIR

Catfish monster

EVIL ONLINE PREDATOR DROVE GIRL, 12. TO SUICIDE

LANDO HOPE AND GLORY!

Back Max speed limit

NO SYMPATHY FOR OLD DEVIL JAGGER

Bill in blast at Mick's acting & solo music bids

Doppeliammers

WELLER LOOKALIKE: I AM NOT CURRYFATHER

'Dipstick' is creme de menthe of insults

..SAYS DEL BOY

DONALD THUMP!

Boxing champ challenges Trump to take on Putin over Ukraine

Let's be allez vous

DELIA'S DIG AT FRENCH COOKS' TINY PORTIONS

WATER FIRM'S £3BN LOANS TO STAY AFLOAT

Cash to fend off Government bid