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SIR KEIR: KEEP ON TAKING FREE GEAR

PM's rules for ministers amid donor scandal

Majorca: Let's kick out 40% of British

SPANISH TO SEND TOURISTS PACKING

THE FUTURE IS ORANGE

Manbaby Donald's US election triumph

I'm no tricky dicky

KEOGHAN: NO FAKERY IN MY WILLY SCENE.. THAT'S ALL ME

30P LEE: SOZ I'M A BULLY

LEE “30p” Anderson said sorry to the House of Commons after breaking the rules on bullying and harassment.

BEWARE NEW NEIGHBOURS

Amorim shows he's ready to muscle in on City's patch

ALIVE AND CHIPPING

Diaz treble blows away Alonso's men

BUK'S FIZZ

BUKAYO SAKA insists Arsenal have not lost any belief that they can win major silverware this season.

WINDIES OF CHANGE

Sam hopes top displays will force Test chiefs to think again

OPEN JAW POLICY

Stars can challenge me says Borthwick

DON'T ZAP ALIENS

Lawyer fears US will trigger space war

Alan Bates versus Keir the clown!

NO REPLY OVER P.0. COMPO

PJs in public

‘COSY & CAREFREE’

COMMUT-AAH!

Workers miss the drive & zoning out

Hero Hoy: My living nightmare

STAR'S CANCER HELL

Baby Becks boom

SURNAME MONIKER FOR BOYS

AIR FRYERS SPYING FOR THE CHINESE

Gadgets snoop on us

BALMY BRITS TAKE POP AT MET OFFICE

Trolls' weather control cover-up blast at service

BURN IN THE USA

Cities put the shutters up as Trump Kam wait for result

Al's not Pointless

OSMAN: I'LL CHAT WITH ROBO PARKY

Ruben would love revenge for 5-0 thrashing by Pep

RUBEN AMORIM has been handed the kind of farewell script that will become either a fairy tale or a nightmare.

HARRY'S TWO BEES STINGERS

Wilson double tops Janelt's stunner

Fallen Ster

RAH'S CAREER HAS GONE SOUTH

HAM'N BLAST

Lewis can't wait to end his Mercedes torture

JONG-UN SOLDIERS SHOOT VLAD LADS

Russian troops killed in cock-up

Alice Tiks all the boxes

ALICE ARDELEAN feels her critics need to butt out and are just talking \"pants\".

MUM & DAD DIED IN FLOODED CAR

Daughter tells of sad end for British couple

STRICTLY IS ALL OVER FOR AMY

Forced out by foot injury

INSIDE KEEP PETS FOR FAWKES SAKE

Fireworks 'freakily loud

There will never be another like him

JACKO PRODUCER DIES AT AGE OF 91