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POLAR 'BLITZ' TO HIT

1,500-mile storm alert

RYDER'S WEB

Shaun's slept with spiders for 15 years

Chem attack suspect 'in relationship with victim'

FUGITIVE Abdul Ezedi was in a relationship with the mum seriously injured in a chemical attack, it's claimed.

Bradley makes most of senior call-up chance

CONOR BRADLEY knows he will be displaced by Trent Alexander-Arnold when Liverpool’s vice-captain returns from injury.

Dej-er say die over tilt for title

DEJAN KULUSEVSKI is adamant Tottenham’s season is far from dead and buried.

Potts' luck

BRAD CAPITALISES ON JAPH'S HOWLER

19 chimes

VAL USES HEROES TO INSPIRE

GOAL-DEN OLDIE

Foxes scoring legend Vardy rolls back years

JAMIE & HIS MAGIC TOUCH

Capt George to get off to flyer

Facelift? My ass!

DONKEY MILK MAKES YOU LOOK YOUNGER

JOBS TO SPY FOR

Brits' dream role is being 007

OLD BOY RACERS

Ageing motorists sure haven’t lost their va-va-vroom

Here comes the bride

SWINGERS 'WEDDING' DO

HOL OF A GUY

Mollie: Traitor Harry is saying sorry by buying a break for me

Blinders movie star's drug rap

PEAKY FILM FUTURE ‘IN DOUBT’

Is this a farter I see before me?

MACBETH TRUMP DRAMA

I can feel it coming through the air

SHAZ THREW PHIL COLLINS DISC OFF BUS

FURY OVER U.S. NUKES IN BRITAIN

New plan to deter Russia

Grand day

JACK'S FILLY WARMS LINGFIELD

Iraola still on Red alert in spite of Mo missing out

THE prospect of facing a Mo Salah-less Liverpool has Bournemouth boss Andoni Iraola no less scared.

LUKE LITTLER

Teen ace passes another test but he's not in the driving seat just yet, it's...

A big Nozz

FANS MAKE RACKET TO INSPIRE CAM

IT'S ALL OR NOTHING

ALLAHO bids to bounce back from King George defeat in the Horse & Jockey Hotel Chase at Thurles this afternoon.

BANGER OUT OF ORDER!

Ban vegan 'sausages'

SPOT THE BILL

Ace Harry charges footie fans £237 for private video message

CROWN GROAN BOWLS

Prankster's sex noise

BARMAGEDDON

£2.5bn of debt 'put thousands of pubs at risk'

It Ain't Half Hot Mel blasts Beeb

NO REPEATS A 'DISGRACE'

YOU PLONKERS

Only Fools lingo is now part of how Brits talk

Nudist members are on the rise..

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