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YOU'LL BE SUPER SMASHING, GREAT

Darts best for brains and brawn

Common pickle

PULP HEROIN AND HERRING TOUR MIX-UP

INHERITANCE TAX 'BINNED'

Hunt wants kids to have cash

PROBLEMS

Erik needs much more than Brailsford's marginal gains

S-Mart money

ODEGAARD BACKS BID

OCHE BALBOA

MVG: I floored my rival Taylor

CHALLOW CAP FITS FOR NICHOLLS ONCE AGAIN

CAPTAIN TEAGUE pulled rank on his Coral Challow Novices' Hurdle rivals to give Paul Nicholls a record-extending sixth success in the Newbury Grade One test.

IT'S ALL LEGOVER

Fans believe sex before game helps club score

No kit Sherlock! Nude bash at Holmes hotel

RIDDLE OF PARTY

Dolly: No one ever talks to my face..

SINGER'S BOOBY TRAP

Frightning Seeds

BANGING IN THE ATTIC & MOVING OBJECTS SPOOK 3 LIONS' BROUDIE

'GREEDY' GREGGS TAKING THE PIES

Chain hikes prices for hungry Londoners

LOO MONDAY

Toilet 'issues' warning after overindulging

Max's EastEnd

BEN MITCHELL STAR LEAVING

HAVING A BLAST

Brits brave storms for 2024 bash

Who are brew

DALTREY ALE PROFITS ARE NOT PALTRY

£1BN 'SINGLE' BENEFIT SCAM

Couples claim they live apart

BRINGING THE PARTY TO YOUR LIVING ROOM

Celebrate the best of 2023 with Take That, Busted, Becky Hill and many more at The National Lottery's New Year's Eve Big Bash

Happy Crambo

BURKE NICKS THRILLER

Shish wish

HENDERSON TO LAND KING-SIZED SUCCESS

PAUL'S FAB BORE

Macca's 'tedious tales of Beatles'

LOVE? HOP ALONG, PET

Frogs a no-go for romance

MOTOR MOUTH JEZ: I'LL SHUT UP

Jokes off, gag on

Bozo: Aliens exist

'BUT MI5 DON'T HAVE A CLUE'

ANGELS WERE ALL AROUND SHANE'

Hellraiser's peaceful passing

I don't cry to Mammy over haters

'MRS BROWN' HITS BACK

IT'LL BE DEAD AND BARRIED

Shaun: BBC must change to survive

PINK PARTY DRUG USERS 'DEMONIC'

Stark warning to revellers over lethal powder

Mike boxes clever

LEGEND TYSON'S A KNOCKOUT ON EUROPE HISTORY

'STRIKE A RISK TO PATIENTS'

Junior docs in six-day walkout