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SACRE BLUR

French pop their corks over star Alex food 'grab'

SUELLA: BAN STREET TENTS

Rough sleeping 'lifestyle choice'

THE Lamb Shank Redemption

WOULD ewe believe it? Britain's loneliest sheep has been rescued by a gang of plucky farmers.

FAREWELL OLD FRIEND

FRIENDS stars reunited at the funeral of Matthew Perry.

RODENT HELL & HIGH WATER

Floods flush rats into our homes

Owner goals

BRILL BILL PLOTTED A REUNION

A Matt finish

BUT RAGING WANE WANTS 3-0

Dom-inant

ANCIENT SUCCESS FOR APPLEBY

FIRETWERPS

Killjoy councils slap eco ban on Nov 5 displays

SAVED BY ALIENS

Intergalactic visitors want to help planet, says expert

TUFF KEEPS CAT ASHES IN KEYRING

Cricket ace Oscar tribute

Pounds of flesh

STRIP CLUB PAYBACK

FOOTIE BOSS THEO

He lands manager job.. coaching son's under-7s

Tiddlyshrinks

'FUTURE IN DOUBT' AS DISCS RUN OUT

WEREWOLVES ON CANNOCK CHASE

Forest's door to evil world

REOPEN DOORS

Telly barmaid Susan orders sitcom revival

PSYCHIC SAL IS AIR GHOSTESS

Medium summons in-fright entertainment

ISRAEL: GET OUT NOW

Palestinians warned to flee. Gaza 'facing a catastrophe'

HAM'S ANGELS

Richard: I talk to my beloved 21 motorbikes

CHILLER FOR HALLOWEEN

Scary snow after floods fright

ALL YELL-ER FOR DYCHE

Seething Sean dealt bad cards

New-man

HOT-HEADED HARRY'S A THING OF THE PAST

£90m Army gun

RIFLES SILENT ..BUT DEADLY

PILOT'S GOT THE CURE TO TURBULENCE

Gadget stops fliers flapping

I'll Take That one

SINGER GARY: I'M A SUNBED BANDIT

Ricky's in glove

BOXING LEGEND HATTON KO'D BY BUNNY GIRL No2

DANGER MOOS

'Spooked' cows putting lives of walkers in peril

RAIN FROM SPAIN HALF-TERM PAIN

More flood misery after Babet

BRICKIES GENDER TRAINING

Builders 'risk £67k bill'

IT'S HO NO NO

Grotto SOS over Father Xmas crisis