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A Vondr woman

AS first wedding anniversaries go this is a pretty special way to celebrate.

DATES SO SHADY

Sunglasses-wearers’ profiles not trusted

Booked club

LAGS QUEUE UP TO READ

BLOOMIN' LOVE THE GERMANS

Brits say it with flowers

Watching Barbie can make you fat

FANS YEARN FOOD IF THEY GLIMPSE PINK

'HUGE UFO HIDDEN IN BUILDING'

Wreck’s too big to shift

AI another day

007 NERD TO LEAD WAR ON TERMINATORS

DOPEY!

New Snow White film replaces the seven dwarfs with magic creatures

Bed bangers

METAL FANS TOP POLL FOR MOST LOVERS BONKED

INHERITANCE TAX AXE PLOT

Govt bid for ‘blue wall’ votes

On his knees

LOSING STOKES REAL POSSIBILITY

Neville: Liam’s a thicko

NOEL’S THE BRIGHT ONE SAYS FOOTIE STAR GARY

DOING SLIME!

Lag complains prison grub is full of bogeys

ROBOCROP

Farmers buying droids as human workforce dries up

FLOCKING HELL

Invasion of the sex-mad psycho gulls

Sick of hearing 'privatise NHS'

THE NHS has turned 75 – but that hasn’t stopped people sticking the boot in.

BIGGINS: MY GHOULIE IN BED SHOCK

‘Woman’ spooked panto legend

Paul played the Grin Reaper for dying lad

STAR HUMOUR A TONIC

BBC ACCUSED OF 'PERV COVER-UP'

‘Sex pics star stayed on air’

SAS HELP UKRAINE FIRE 'LASER GUNS'

Heroes train troops to shoot down Vlad drones

You will ..you wool

MRS DOYLE STAR KNITS TEA COSIES

TAX CUTS VOW 'IS IN TATTERS'

Hunt in battle with inflation

MAD MAX IS BULL-IED BY PUSHY PEREZ

MAX VERSTAPPEN accused Red Bull teammate Sergio Perez of pushing him off the road before going on to win Formula One’s sprint race in Austria.

Ghostbusted

ANGRY GHOUL SNAPS EXORCISM CROSS IN FRONT OF TV HUNTERS

COP OUT.. TOM'S LEAVING THE BAY

He ditches police role for EastEnders return

WILL YOU SHUT THE CLUCK UP

Noisy birds are neighbours from hell

I wanted to go to work two hours after baby

KATH’S TV REGRET

STUNGOVER

Alcoholic Asian hornets eye up British boozers

PETE'S LONG READ

Self-help book for ‘bullied beanpoles’

We're loving aliens

ROB’S PAL REVEALS SECRET UFO PROBE