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Race to get Brits out of Gaza hell

UK Border Force officials have flown out to help Brits escape Gaza ahead of an Israeli ground attack.

Charles in crisis aid brief

THE King has been brought up to date at Buckingham Palace on the Gaza humanitarian crisis.

Plea for violence to finish

A TEARFUL Brit whose fiancé is stuck in Gaza felt “dead inside” as Israeli tanks swept in to prepare the way for their planned ground attack.

THE GOAL BILL

'Cops on 999 call caught watching footie on phone'

Doctor Harry's panic in Covid

HARRY Hill said he panicked after signing up to be recalled as a frontline doctor during the pandemic.

Boffins' end to choccy famine

A GLOBAL chocolate famine has been averted – with scientists developing the world’s first sustainable chocolate alternative.

Petanqued up

BOOZE & VIOLENCE AT BOULES EVENTS

CON AIR!

Passengers hit with fares hike after chaos at traffic control

AI? NOT A BOT TO FRET ABOUT NOW

Sunak: 'Don't lose sleep' over tech yet

ONE BLINKING SPOOKY DOLLY

Toy is giving owner creeps

Director rage at vandals

THE director of Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves, which featured the felled Sycamore Gap tree, is furious with the vandals who cut it down.

FGM on 3-yr-old: Woman is guilty

A WOMAN has been found guilty of taking a three-year-old British girl to Kenya for female genital mutilation.

Jet ski gunman

18 SHOT DEAD IN BOWLING & BAR RAMPAGE

ENDERS SID: DON'T CALL ME RICKAAAY!

Fans still have same reaction after 30 years

Tory MP: I am innocent

BLUNT IN RAPE ARREST

COUSINS IS JOSH THE TICKET

KIRK COUSINS inspired the Minnesota Vikings to the biggest upset of the NFL season while restoring his reputation.

MAX-IMUM OVERDRIVE

GLENN MAXWELL hit the fastest-ever World Cup century as Australia inflicted a record-breaking 309-run defeat on the Netherlands.

LET'S HAVE MO FUN

Ali's recipe to raise spirits after horrendous start

50-plus workers at your service

THE hospitality industry has seen more than 165,000 over-50s join up in the past three years.

Bulger murder hearing

A PAROLE hearing for Jon Venables will be heard in private after the child killer claimed a public hearing would cause him \"emotional stress\" and impact his \"long-term health\"\"

Crumbs, Mary's a cheater

THERE is nothing wrong with cutting a few corners in the kitchen at Christmas.

Cox flips for gravy on chips

SARA Cox says she is \"chips and gravy all day long\"

JACK'S BIN DIN

JACK Osbourne was freaked out by strange noises at an old mental asylum during filming for his new ghost show.

CREEPY CLOWN'S GOTTA BE JOCKIN'

Prankster is back to scare Scots village

SLOBBY DRIVERS 'TORQUE' DIRTY

SOME car owners are so lazy they clean their car only once every three months.

BUG GRUB SPELLS CHOCCY HORROR

BUG-based diets will be feeding the planet within 100 years, boffins predict.

BRENT TURNS DOWN PORN!

Gervais lookie-likie `no' to raunchy role

TV sex a turn-off

TEENS and young adults think there's too much sex on TV.

Injured Tupac's pal plea

TUPAC Shakur's final words as he lay bleeding from a fatal bullet wound have been revealed in court papers.

We like grumpy pumpy

BOFFINS FIND YOU CAN’T LAUGH DATE INTO YOUR BED