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IT'S HOL OVER

Brits forego big Summer breaks for extra trips..

STORM CIARAN TO RUN & RUN

90mph gales as 'nasty' new deluge set to batter UK

Ex: Loving Matt was so painful

FRIENDS STAR PERRY 'COMPLICATED'

WHAT A BIG PITY

Oil firm profits slump to mere £2.7bn

MIND YOUR LIP!

Suddenly, moustaches are young and trendy

INSANE

PM Bozo & senior officials sloped off on holiday as Covid fears gripped the country..

GAZA CAMP HORROR

UP to 50 people were killed when an Israeli airstrike reduced a refugee camp to rubble.

JUST THE TICKET..

Govt halts station office closures

Messi is all-time gr-eight

LIONEL MESSI was crowned the men’s Ballon d’Or winner for a record eighth time after leading Argentina to World Cup glory.

I'd go out drinking and get hold of any bird I can. It was mad'

SEX, BOOZE AND HARD FALL OF PREM CHAMPION DANNY

BAGGIES MAKE THE GRADY

A GOALKEEPING howler and a goal that looked offside condemned Coventry to a third straight defeat.

LIAM PLANS A 'FUN' FAREWELL

ENGLAND are banking on victory over their oldest rivals to provide the spark needed to turn their World Cup around.

HEAVYS WAIT IS WORTH IT

Disputed clash delay is no deal breaker

COUPLES TURN UP THE HEAT

Crafty tactics to stay warm

'BIG RON' IS NO DEFENCE

Having black pals 'doesn't stop racism'

POODUNNIT?

Now crims nicking portable lavs

Dragon Theo's closure warning

FORMER Dragons’ Den star Theo Paphitis has said shops and high streets are being hammered by “outdated taxes”.

LOOS: SAY YA SORRY TO VIC BECKS

Telly doc 'misleading' about alleged affair

Rankin pet plot mistake

SIR Ian Rankin said killing a pet in novels is a no-go for British readers - but murdering people is fine.

THERE'S STRIFE IN OLD DOG YET

Top vets doubt age of oldest pooch in world

Steph's 'return to BBC'

STEPH McGovern could return to BBC Breakfast after her Packed Lunch show was axed by Channel 4, it is claimed.

IT'S LIFE JIM

Bot not as we know it

Hank: I lost first LA pal

THE Simpsons star Hank Azaria says he has lost \"the first friend I made in Los Angeles.\"

Morgan tributes for 'son'

MATTHEW Perry's on-screen mum has praised the late star for being open about his drink and drug addiction.

Piers' bungle in the jungle

THEROUX'S UP FOR TV RIVALS BOXING MATCH

SIEGE CLEMENTALITY

PHILIPPE CLEMENT praised the mentality of his Rangers side after they staged a late comeback to beat Hearts 2-1.

Mileta: Give me crosses to bear

VALERIEN ISMAEL says supersub Mileta Rajovic’s best is yet to come after he dug Watford out of a hole.

HOJLUND FLOPS AS CITY SLICKER ERLING SHINES

ON THE face of it, Erling Haaland and Rasmus Hojlund have a bit in common.

BATTERED

Jos not good enough again

OPEN BOKS

Felix has know-how to make England champs