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SHY BLOKE WIG 'HELL'

Fflyn feeling the heat

ALFIE BOO!

Star comforted by dad's ghost

Rishi to blame top cop

ARMISTICE MARCH 'RISK'

Croccy horror

FARMER BIT BACK

MEX MUMMIES 'ARE NOT FAKES'

Docs confirm remains are 'non-human'

Based on size alone, this is an unknown creature not a typical human

BIG BOYO BIG FOOT

STARMER: I HAVE THE WORST JOB

Labour leader would rather be PM

Trotter the Pops

ONLY FOOLS' PUNK MENTAL MICKEY: I'LL HIT CHARTS

STRIKE TALKS GET ON TRACK

Staff to vote on pay offer

MEN AGAINST YOUNG BOYS

Haaland ensures home run goes on

DUTCH COURAGE

It's been a Broady nightmare, now awful England must show some...

OZSOME!

Aussie rules in big Morgan move

Sorry kids..we'd fail your exams

PARENTS' HOMEWORK HELL

Happy Valley star Sarah's telly belly

'WORRY SO MUCH THAT I NEED LOO'

BOT'S THE PIC?

Al drawing game one of top Christmas toys

NIGELLA VODKA SAUSAGES BITE!

Tot makes parties go with a banger

CHORE BLIMEY

Women still clean up on housework

A fish called wander

SURVIVES SEA VOYAGE

Our toolkit's in a galaxy far, far away

DROPPED GEAR FLOATS OFF DURING SPACEWALK

100 INJURED IN CRUISE TERROR

Saga ship bashed by storm

MY BUDGIE KILLED BY A BANGER

Fell dead off my shoulder as firework went off

TANTASTIC!

Who needs sunbeds? My carrot diet gives me an all-year oompa loompa glow without the dangers

IT'S POWER TO THE FOOTIE FANS

First King's Speech for 70 years

JUST A LITTLE PRICK BOZO

Telly Covid dose bid 'in heat of moment'

TIMED-OUT MATHEWS BLASTS BACK

ANGELO MATHEWS blasted Shakib Al Hasan and branded his Bangladesh team a \"disgrace\" after the Sri Lankan became the first player to be timed out in 146 years of international cricket.

Rocket's fired up in China

RAMPANT Ronnie O'Sullivan blasted in 451 unanswered points as he breezed into the last 32 of the International Championship in China.

DUTCH LOVIN'

Ten Doeschate backs boys in orange to shock again

COX: MAKE 007 A MARTIAN SPY

VETERAN actor Brian Cox has said the next James Bond should be an alien.

Brit louts driven out of sex city

AMSTERDAM YOB BAN

A LONG LIFE.. BUT THERE'S A CATCH

Eight rules to staying alive