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RORY HAILS HIGH-FIVE

RORY MCILROY won his fifth European Order of Merit yesterday without even hitting a shot.

I MADE KEY MISTAKES

Rob takes blame but only six survive white-ball reset

FIRMS GET WET LETTUCE TESTED

BANKS, insurance firms and pension funds are being put to the test to see if they could cope with a repeat of the market chaos of \"Lettuce\" Liz Truss's premiership.

SNACKERED

Convenient grub on the go making us ill

UNHAPPY RETURN OF THE MAC..

Clothes retailers drown in unwanted sent-back items

It's pony and trap

FURY AT BOSS'S A.I. DIG

LIVING TO 100 ON THE NOSE!

Busybodies last longer

Mamma Miaow

ITALIANS LOCKED IN AS LION ESCAPE CAUSES MASS PANIC

NOW IT'S ATISHOO OF SIGHS

Year-round hay fever spells misery for sufferers

Krish is Strictly off floor

KRISHNAN Guru-Murthy became the latest celebrity to crash out of Strictly Come Dancing last night.

ENOUGH of THE BANTZ

Teachers scared of bullying

TAYLOR RANTED: SOBER UP SON!

Sir Elton's rocket saved him from booze and drugs

Kammy: Racism 'fuelled by telly'

CHRIS Kamara has blamed 1970s sitcoms like Love Thy Neighbour and Till Death Us Do Part for stoking racism - even though he thought they were funny.

CRUELLA'S TO BLAME

Calls for 'divisive' Home Secretary to get the axe

The Dumb one!

SIR CLIFF SAID THE FAB FOUR WOULD FLOP

Golden coin at £125k

THIS 24-carat coin is more than worth its weight in gold - and is expected to sell for up to £125k at auction.

COP-OUT AT CO-OP

Bosses blast shoplift failures

Minister to foot hols bill

A MINISTER came under fire after racking up a bill of nearly £11,000 using his taxpayer-funded work iPad on holiday – but has agreed to pay the full amount.

Shy guy returns to court

A PUBLICITY-shy has been allowed to challenge the Daily Mail's publisher in the courts.

Hospital missiles mayhem

MISSILE attacks hit four hospitals in Gaza yesterday as Israeli forces engaged in fierce fighting with Hamas.

RAMSDALE CAN MARCH BACK

MIKEL ARTETA has told Aaron Ramsdale it could turn out to be a big error if he demanded a January move.

MIK'S VINCE WINCE

Kompany aims to stick one on 'intense' Arteta

London calling for Rhys

RHYS KENNEDY wants to prove a point with Super League new boys London after his rapid Hull KR exit.

UGH! BOOTS

Jaron crown really sticks in Craw

Zzzzoom calls

VIRTUAL MEETINGS 'SEND US TO SLEEP'

HULA WHOOP IT'S WHOPPER

2.7ins 'crisp' will make tasty profit

Stoned henge!

CAVEMEN are to blame for us taking illegal drugs, says a Brit boffin.

JIMMY'S A HARD ACT TO FOLLOW

JIMMY Nail says it's tougher for young actors from outside London to launch their careers than when he did 40 years ago.

Musk in a brain swarm

ELON Musk will have to wade through tens of thousands of volunteers wanting to test his new brain microchip, it is claimed The Tesla and X tycoon is preparing to launch a six-year clinical trial where people will control computers and mobile devices with their thoughts.

WHEELS COMING OFF FOR WIGGO

Cycle champ facing bankruptcy