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Pawn stars

CHESS PRANKSTERS PROVE ANAL BEADS CAN HELP YOU WIN

MY TAYLOR MADE HIT..USING AI

Muso: Try to sue me, Swift

BEAT THE BLUES..JUST LIKE THAT

Conjurers less likely than comics to suffer bouts of depression

BANK BOSS IS SUCH A SILLY PILLY

Take a cut while I pocket £190k

BRITAIN HAS A SOGGY BOTTOM

1,000km-wide Atlantic cyclone

It's an unbelievable clanger by Kamara!

HIS SELFIE WITH STAR CHANNING REVEALS HE DID NOT KNOW HIM

'BATSH*T' RWANDA ..NOT ME

Cleverly 'can't remember' remark

CRUMPLED UP

Paper Mills’ hopes shredded by Alfie

BONE, HUGS 'N HARMONY

Dragons starlet ready for debut after mystery illness

ANTHONY MCGORDON ON SCOTLAND RADAR

SCOTLAND want Newcastle forward Anthony Gordon to switch allegiances and commit his international future to the Tartan Army.

Fall of Duty

MODERN WARFARE LETS TEAM DOWN

THE FAST ROUTE TO BE HAPPY

Going hungry is boost

BEST BUDDY

FOUR in five adults living with sight loss were bullied as children, new research has revealed.

'PRAY FOR MY POOR SHANE'

SHANE MacGowan’s wife wants fans to send “love and prayers” as the stricken singer battles a brain condition in hospital.

Early bath for yobbo parents

HURLING ABUSE GETS RED CARD

ICE HOCKEY DEATH SUSPECT IS BAILED

A MAN arrested on suspicion of manslaughter after the death of ice hockey player Adam Johnson has been released on bail pending further inquiries.

JONNIE'S HOME IN 'SMALL WIN'

JONNIE Irwin is back home following his latest hospital dash – but he warned of “bigger issues to confront”.

Quiet life So sweet for Pete

CLEAN-LIVING JOY

CAMP EVEN MORE SLIMY THAN USUAL

Deadly snakes at celebs base

Life's just one huge turn-off

WE LOSE PLOT AFTER 11 MINS

DANNY FIRE

A Dyer outcome to crafty cig at wedding party

'I will fix the NHS'

ATKINS IS ‘OPTIMISTIC’

Jen: Matt's death cuts So deep

FRIENDS legends Jennifer Aniston and David  Schwimmer have paid emotional tributes to co-star Matthew Perry.

No planes for Biggles

30p LEE: PUT ‘EM IN THE AIR NOW

BACK IN THE CHILLER

Oh snow.. icy blast to bring -6C temps

Sugar Tax Is Saving Teeth

Health sweetener for children

Kindergarten KOPE

We are on the Virg of something so special

MAC'S BACK

Tykes hitman on march again

TALKING IN CODES

Union legend Wilkinson nearly joned Wigan

NO SLAM FUNK

Winds of change as Gary preaches peace