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SO HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?

(With or without pineapple)

CHAZ TROUSERS PEASANTS' LOOT

King doing up historic houses

City hit by blazing riots

VEHICLES, including a bus, are left blazing during shocking riots in Dublin.

I'M A NOEL IT ALL

A Seinfeld supernova

COPS: GIVE US A BREAK

War demos take toll on forces

STOCKTON? IT'S A GARDEN OF EDEN

You can buy a pint of beer for around £3. It has the widest High Street in whole of Britain. And even TV star Bob Mortimer once worked there

VAN MAN DELIVERY SERVICE.

Virgil vows he is ready to produce the goods

LEW KID ON THE BLOCKS

Rico ready for centre stage

GUNNING FOR US

Arteta fights charge amid fears FA are picking on club

HECKY: EVERTON WOE NO HELP TO US

SHEFFIELD UNITED boss Paul Heckingbottom does not believe his side’s chances of staying up have improved during a turbulent international break.

THEME PARK

Toon eye plans for mega new arena

SHOCK DJOK TELLS BRIT FANS 'SHUT UP'

NOVAK DJOKOVIC destroyed Cam Norrie to knock Great Britain out of the Davis Cup last night – and then angrily told British fans to “learn how to respect people”.

TWEAK'N DESTROY

Graeme's mission to find next king of spin

COLEMAN BLOW

Injured Aidan misses out on big race rides

Olympicker gold

BRITS COME TOP IN LITTER CLEARING CHAMPIONSHIP

5TH PAL'S CAMP HORROR ESCAPE

Teen dropped out of trip

Brit kids are telly snubbies

CHILDREN TURNING TO U.S SHOWS SAYS CBBC BIGWIG

Black Friday is a hol of a bargain

MOST TRIPS CHEAPER IN SALES EVENT

'WE'VE CAUGHT 10 ALIENS HERE'

Saucer ‘pilots’ in US hands

KERCHING AS ARMS GO BOOM

Wars 'spark weapons rush'

Shane's smiles better

POGUES LEGEND HOME

FRANKIE'S GOT NOSE IN FRONT

EX-JOCKEY SHOWS HE HAS BALLS

DUMPED PETS UP A THIRD

Cost-of-living crisis is to blame

11 busted in record opioids op

THE largest ever UK seizure of synthetic opioids has been made by police and border officials.

YUK!

Docs find a live fly inside man's colon in routine test at hospital

OH NO..OUR BOT MAY KILL HUMANS

Boffins warning on tech accident

Donald Dutch

FAR RIGHT VICTORY FOR TRUMP DOUBLE

OZZY: DRUGS MEAN LOVE LIFE IS OVER

OZZY Osbourne claims taking anti- depressants to treat his Parkinson’s has killed off his sex drive.

FEARS AT NEW FLU IN CHINA

Kids hit by pneumonia

Thrills and spills

STONKER OF A SEASON SO FAR... (BUT IT'LL END UP BEING PAIN IN THE GALLAS FOR ARSENAL)