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RWANDAN TREATY 'IS IMMORAL'

Cleverly deal blasted

MAGIC OF THE SUP

Hero Paul gets beers in

CONVINCEING

Kompany policy paying off

TONE GROAN

No Mee-sy way back for Ivan

TIGHT FOR SURVIVAL

Jordan says close bond will save Toffees steer clear of trouble

THREE LIONS ON ALERT

Gareth faces anxious wait

BUTT KICKED

Jos hangover after Caribbean carnage

TEA TIME

Elliott stayer shocks hotpot

OP SAVES SIGHT OF SAD 'CRYING' DOG

Weepy Eve has vision back after eyelids surgery

JEZZA: TOP TIPPLE FOR LONG LIFE

Clarkson reveals ugly truth to healthy body

LUCKY 13 SHARE £1M LOTTO LOOT

Xmas has come early for hotel's team of winners

LOVE YOU FOREVER CHATBOT

Experts fear 'grief tech' could be dead addictive

THA'S A PRETTY BOY THA KNOWS!

Parrots squawk the squawk of home city

Peter booked

CROUCHY & WIFE ABBEY SENT OFF TO SLEEP READING

STARMER GETS HANDBAGGING

Thatcher backlash hits Labour leader

SNATCHED IT

Pedro on target as Greeks lose marbles

BECKS COST US

Argie bargie in 98 still bugs Owen

GIVE ERL SPOTY PRIZE

(Well, he was born in Leeds)

GAME ON, SET & MATCH

Draper in Power play for new title

THE WHACK PACK

England to keep Ducking and driving

Nepo babies born to be billionaires

KIDS GET MONEY FOR NOTHING

DON'T MAKE ME A DWARF

Ozzy fears touring as hologram

KAMMY'S ON SONG

Star with speech disorder aiming to inspire on telly

Red mists my 'golden nightmare'

OWEN TROPHY REGRETS

Coco: Toxic Knobo is to blame

'MALIGN ACTOR' CLAIM

BRRRRITAIN

'Get ready for a -10C blast'

SUE PIERS!

Royals to ponder Morgan lawsuit

FAIRYTALE IS OVER

Stars pay tribute to hellraiser Shane

I'M COMICAL

You're Beautiful star stand-up bid

IT'S FRENCH 'N SAUNTERS

Gunners clinch top spot with goals flooding in